Happy 4th of July, Especially if you’re a cat (comic)
‘Tis the time of year again, when children squeal with delight, parents take them to the emergency room, and medics of every stripe earn overtime pay. But you know who really loves the fourth of July? If you said used…
NRA Head Wayne LaPierre As A Child Was A Real Monster
A recent biography of NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre shows light on his character that reveals why he is so rabid on the topic of guns and their control. The new book entitled ‘LaPierre- Assault Mouth’, contains the following passages: RIGHT:…
Plantation History is Black & White (comic)
I took a plantation tour, and my co-worker gave me hell about it. Never mind that it was a plantation owned by a free man of color, that it was hundreds of years ago, and that my white ancestors weren’t…
“Gun of Passion” Argument Likely to Acquit Zimmerman
SANFORD – The prospects of George Zimmerman’s conviction are looking grim after his defense lawyers presented an incredible, jaw-dropping defense of the former neighborhood watchman: the gun of passion. Zimmerman’s attorneys offered the argument after hearing a long, and often…
Gosh, This Cocaine Sure Smells Amazing (comic)
Know how some things just smell fantastic? Roses, fresh tennis balls, your own farts? It’s all the same, but for this guy, he just really loves the smell of cocaine, and as he huffs it up gram-by-gram, he continues to…
Morbidly Obese Man’s Wish to Crowd Surf Ends Disatrilariously
Jacob “Don’t Use My Last Name” Wilberson of Pocatello, Idaho, has had one dream since watching grunge videos in the 90s; to crowd surf. It came to fruition this week as it also came crashing down with as many newtons…
What’s the Best Thing About Being a Dog? (comic)
A well kept dog is generally a happy animal, but why is it so happy? Is it because of all the love you lavish upon it, or just because it can’t remember that you cut off its reproductive organs so…
DPRK Adds Second “Democratic” to Name
PYONGYANG – In a move that is receiving widespread international approval, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has added a second “Democratic” to its name, paving the way for what Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un describes as “A new era of…
Unconditional Love Granted, Conditionally (comic)
We all know what love is, it’s falling unconditionally in love with another person so that they can do no wrong… until, of course, they actually do wrong, then to hell with them! Amirite? The conditions on your love may…
Dark Day for Homophobes on Facebook
MISSISSIPPI— Paula McClure (48) a housewife and occasional churchgoer, was watching television. Not Netflix on a television, but honest to God TV with commercials and all. Today Paula has disconnected from the internet entirely because the Supreme Court ruled that…