Humans Have Rights. Why Not Pets? (comic)
Just looking back in American history, there was a time (quite recently!) when women were denied the vote. There were also times with poll taxes and other efforts to disqualify votes, but only as recent as 2012. Not to diminish…
Maybe the Mayans were right. Religious scholars say gay marriage a sign the end is near.
Experts in ancient Mayan culture recently prophesized that the world would come to a cataclysmic end in 2012, give or take a year or two. They based this on detailed interpretations of the ancient Mayan calendar. Thanks to President Obama’s…
Study: Indoor Cats Also Present Owners w/ Gifts (comic)
Indoor/outdoor cats are famous for bringing back trophies to their owners. Maybe it’s a dead bird, a half-eaten squirrel, or just a random noun from the yard, like bark or a tattered bit of tennis ball. A recent study has…
Group Stages Naked Protest Against Naked Protests
Todays Breaking News: a group of women from Latvia have launched a naked protest against the global outbreak of naked protests, I assure you there is a lot of information to go with this story, but right now I am…
Allegedly Girthy Guys Refuse Fact-Check, Obviously (comic)
The overwhelming majority of us guys know that we’re between 6-10 inches in length, and we all swear it has nothing to do with the fact that women wouldn’t recognize a foot if it was stuffed into their own shoes….
An Open Letter to Atos Healthcare
Dear Atos, My family and I would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for the miracle you caused in my cousin, Laura Sutton. After a most thorough assessment, during which you asked such questions as to…
Immigrants: Stop Stealing out Lowly Paid, Terrible Jobs No One Wants (comic)
We hear too often about immigrants “stealing our jobs,” but without enough context. Back east there are states that have passed strict anti-immigrant laws, and the tomatoes have rotted in the field with no one to pick them. So maybe…
Large Hadron Collider ‘Not Taken Over By Sinister Villain Who Plans To Take Over The World’
Breaking News from Switzerland today, the Swiss Government are under scrutiny after an inside source leaked that Large Hadron Collider nicknamed ‘The Black Hole Generator’ by cyber geeks with no life, may have been ‘acquired’ by the power hungry megalomaniac…
Detroit Reportedly Selling VCR
DETROIT—Sources reported sighting an ad listing a VCR for sale by the citizens of Detroit on Wednesday. Due to financial struggles, it appears the 698,012 residents of Detroit have been driven to taking various measures for some extra cash. The…
Men Admit the Number One Thing They Love in Women (comic)
We’ve all been there, maybe not quite this explicitly, but the sentiments still remain. The vast majority of men love women, all women, in ways they can’t describe… at least, not out loud. Guys, we can pretend to be gentlemen…