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Allegedly Girthy Guys Refuse Fact-Check, Obviously (comic)

Allegedly Girthy Guys Refuse Fact-Check, Obviously (comic)

The overwhelming majority of us guys know that we’re between 6-10 inches in length, and we all swear it has nothing to do with the fact that women wouldn’t recognize a foot if it was stuffed into their own shoes.

This cartoon takes it a step further. What if your hot, beloved girlfriend or wife was a researcher looking to quantify the exactitudes of penis dimensions and performance… yeah, you’d opt out. Sorry honey, it’s for the preservation of our manhood.

Decry it, deny it and call it a sham all you want. You know the stats are skewed because the only guys showing up for the study are those with massive, throat, ass and snatch wrecking dongs. These studies are worthless. Amirite guys?

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Brian is on temporary personal leave but has left us with an innumerous backlog of comics to share until his return. Check back for daily updates.

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Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

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