Large Hadron Collider ‘Not Taken Over By Sinister Villain Who Plans To Take Over The World’

Breaking News from Switzerland today, the Swiss Government are under scrutiny after an inside source leaked that Large Hadron Collider nicknamed ‘The Black Hole Generator’ by cyber geeks with no life, may have been ‘acquired’ by the power hungry megalomaniac Dr Apocalypse.

The world’s largest and highest-energy particle accelerator in the hands of such a man could spell the end for humanity as we know it.

Swiss officials are quick to deny rumors that the Large Hadron Collider has been taken over by the criminal mastermind stating “there is no need to panic, the LHC is safe where we left it and it is none of your business why my family has relocated to an underground bunker.”

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