Humans Have Rights. Why Not Pets? (comic)

Just looking back in American history, there was a time (quite recently!) when women were denied the vote. There were also times with poll taxes and other efforts to disqualify votes, but only as recent as 2012.

Not to diminish those situations (nope, I welcome the discussion in the comments, because I’m with you,) but why not let pets have some right too? PETA would like to empower and respect the animals. They’re not wrong, frankly.

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Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

1 thought on “Humans Have Rights. Why Not Pets? (comic)

  1. I am so annoyed (that's me being polite) that the city of Lynnwood ended a 20-year contractual arrangement with the no-kill shelter PAWS. PAWS should have had the opportunity to negotiate for a new contract. Now however, all lost and abandoned animals will be sent to the Everett pound. People are not going to make a 20+ minute one-way trip to deliver animals that are lost to the pound, especially when there attempts of rescuing the animal could actually lead to their deaths. There will be more scavenging and starving dogs on the streets of Lynnwood and more puppies without homes, being born on the street and not being socialized by humans from birth. It makes me very sad and very, very angry.

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