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Immigrants: Stop Stealing out Lowly Paid, Terrible Jobs No One Wants (comic)

Immigrants: Stop Stealing out Lowly Paid, Terrible Jobs No One Wants (comic)

We hear too often about immigrants “stealing our jobs,” but without enough context. Back east there are states that have passed strict anti-immigrant laws, and the tomatoes have rotted in the field with no one to pick them.

So maybe there’s a middle ground to be found on such matters… well, as a north-western satirist, it’s beyond my pay grade to say what’s right or wrong in the sickly, disgusting and detestable deep south. But I can say what they’re doing now doesn’t work.

If you think white Americans want these jobs, you’re either lying or a complete and total idiot. Doesn’t matter to me which you are, just know that I’ll discard you out of hand for your patently wrong beliefs as you’ve done your best to ruin America by legislating them.

To see all of my comics, including the many that have yet to be published, go to GlossyNews.com/c. It also includes details and commentary you won’t find anywhere else.

Brian is on temporary personal leave but has left us with an innumerous backlog of comics to share until his return. Check back for daily updates.

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Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he’s published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.


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