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Math Nerd Sets “Less Than” Symbol as Facebook Profile at Most Inopportune Time
Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her favorite mathematics symbols: less than. In doing so, she unwittingly unleashed a firestorm of heated comments, opinions, and questions the likes of which has…
Facebook Man Skips Attractive Woman’s Cat Pictures
INDIANAPOLIS – Drawn to an alluring profile picture of an attractive work acquaintance named Danielle, Indianapolis man Mark Vasey subconsciously skipped past all of the 24-year-old’s cat pictures Saturday. Initially clicking on her latest profile picture, which shows the young…
Senator Joe Manchin has Existential Crisis after Reading Facebook Comment
Facebook vigilante, Bobby D. Foster’s has struck yet another Senator. The unprovoked Facebook comment reads as follows: Dear Senator Manchin, I just wanted to inform you that I am quite disappointed that your chin is not as manly as you…
Senator Alexander’s Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment
Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which warned against the dangers of the looming fiscal cliff. The following…
Senator Rubio’s Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment
Freshman U.S. Senator Marco Rubio has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which claimed, “Rubio slams Obama, Biden on economy.” The following is…
Is Facebook Life or is Life Facebook?
I’ve been a member of this site called Facebook for a few years now. At first I was pretty enamored with it. The fascination was fun but has gradually tapered. I’ve received a few slightly unusual private messages from Facebook…
Man Justifies Having Two Facebook Profiles
Documents leaked to Glossy News have revealed that a man, only being identified as Man P, for data privacy reasons, has not one, but two Facebook profiles. It is unclear how this may have happened, but early examination of the…
Statusbook Saves Facebookers Time by Forcing “Like” Updates
MISSOULA, MT—A new website has made it even easier for Facebook members to update their status through a rating system that allows members to test their updates before posting them. Members who are too brain dead from lurking on the…
The Role of Facebook and Twitter in History’s Revolutions
There’s been a lot of debate recently over the role social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter played in the recent Egyptian uprising, however very little has been mentioned of their importance in history’s other great revolutions. This report chronicles…