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Most Ridiculous News Headlines of March!
A Dime a Dozen (Countries): Trump Sets Up ‘Neocon-Box’ to Keep ‘Armchair John’ Bolton in Check SJWs Rejoice at Starvation of Kenyan Safari Worker They Boycotted Out of Existence
Donald Trump Never Said That! DEAL WITH IT!
Donald Trump has recently ‘refuted’ allegations that he didn’t not say what you didn’t already know he didn’t say.
GOP Disapproval at Record High, Dems Frantic to Figure Out New Losing Strategy
Congress holds record low approval ratings, but none more so than the Republicans, and none more among them than the Trump-aligned representatives. With an obvious distaste for these levels of corruption, Democrats are furiously scrambling to find new ways to…
The Saturday Night Live Crew Have Pulled Off the Greatest Skit Of All Time
SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy.
Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank
Many prime ministers and presidents from prominent nations have denounced China’s new Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank. However, as this article will show you, the accusations certain national leaders have been making are very revealing.
Hillary Revives Career with Controversial Playboy Appearance
Following in the footsteps of the late-lamented Hugh Heffner, and drawing strength and inspiration from fellow latte liberal Harvey Weinstein, Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to revive her fortunes with a controversial Playboy interview.
Steve King: Build Border Wall with Food Stamp Recipients, Planned Parenthood Doctors
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) is calling for using food stamp recipients and Planned Parenthood workers to help build President Trump’s southern border wall, the Washington Examiner reported Wednesday. Food stamp recipients would become part of the foundation of the wall,…
Chapter 4: Ruby, Rue the Rubes! (Honest Adolph Volume 2)
Ruby Chandra de Montevideo rose to greet the trembling Senator Willow.
Democrats Begin Impeachment Proceedings on the Grounds that Donald Trump is an Old Man
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—After the 2018 U.S. congressional election, Democrats won back enough seats to bring impeachment proceedings, but they decided to simplify their case against Donald Trump, citing only the undeniable fact, as the reason for the urgent need for…
DNC Discovers Secret of Transformational Leadership
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—A Democratic National Committee taskforce concluded its investigation into how Donald Trump has managed to be a transformational president.