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He’s Back! America Plunges Towards Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume II!
CHAPTER 1: LET FREEDOM BLAZE! Senator Willow twitched nervously as she faced the camera. ‘Where is Otis?’ she wondered. ‘Thank God that tricksy guy isn’t here tonight.’
Experts Debate: Is Trump a Lunatic or Just an Idiot?
During his tenure as President of the United States, Donald Trump has repeatedly demonstrated a tendency toward outrageous and mercurial behavior. He took office vowing to build the now infamous Wall that Mexico would surely pay for. He expressed awe…
Democratic Candidates: Who Will Likely Come Out on Top
23 major candidates are contesting in the Democratic 2020 presidential race. As such, this makes the current Democratic race the largest, most competitive and certainly most unpredictable in history. Considering their campaigns so far and their performance in debates, we…
Democratic Candidate Promotes Gambling During TV debate
Hundreds of thousands of people watching the democratic debate last week were shocked when a candidate proposed to ease gambling restrictions, decrease the age limit, and teach fellow countrymen how to live off casino. The democratic debate is a debate…
CORBYN BIG LIE! “I’ve Been Using Food Banks for the Past Few Years!”
After a 2017 High London gaff-gaffe where south of the M1 champagne socialist Jeremy Corbyn admitted there were plenty of people in Islington who drank cappucino every day, and that he knew many of them personally, an increasingly desperate Jezza…
Charlize Theron is “Shockingly Available“ & Waiting For Someone To “Step Up” & Ask Her Out On A Date – YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!
Charlize Theron can’t find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best looking woman in Hollywood, possessing only the elitest of chromosomes, worth multiple millions and one of the finest actresses of her time states that she can’t…
Trump Voters Smarter than Liberals, Study Shows
Dateline: D.C.—The Machiavelli Institute of Political Pseudoscience shocked the world when it revealed the results of its study that compared the intelligence level of President Trump’s diehard supporters to that of his critics on the left and the right, including…
Rap The Swamp: Four Edgy Odes to the Media & Political Class!
Gammon faced Republican warmonger John McCain, centrist intellectual Joy-Ann Reid, accomplished political showman Barack Obama and failed Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton feature in this four part take-down of the establishment! Have you got any more? Submit to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com. Who…
CNN Replaces Serious Commentary on Trump’s Presidency, with Constant Laughter
Dateline: ATLANTA—CNN has dramatically altered its strategy in covering the Donald Trump White House, having first milked Mr. Trump’s scandals for ratings in the 2016 campaign and then attempted to provide serious, fact-based analysis of the first two years of…
April Fools: The Silliest Tabloid Headlines So Far This Month!
Section 28er Tory Homophobes Denounce Putin and Erdogan’s Bigotry Against Gay Folk Edgy: Obituary: Top ISIS Executioner Was Militant Vegan from High Wycombe.