Barr’s Secret Police Identified as Unemployed Walmart Security Guards
Washington DC (WAPO) Dismayed by the May jobs report and the unabated protests outside the White House, Administration Spokesperson, Kay (I need to get…) leighed MagaNinny announced yesterday that Attorney Generalissimo William Barf, Economic Guru Supremo Kevin Hassbeen and Walmart…
How to Become the Best Online Player?
The most popular entertainment activity in today’s modern world is online gaming. More and more people are expressing their interest in this particular activity just because it offers you so much more than just playing one game. The online world…
Tips on investing in medical technology from SBV CEO Amit Raizada
Three months into quarantine, with COVID-19 cases still far from petering out, society has come to accept that physical distancing, Zoom calls, face masks, and other changes may be the new normal. Until we develop an effective COVID-19 vaccine, the…
Heartwarming: Devoted Amazon Customer Starts GoFundMe to Raise Money for Billionaire Adulterer After Market Crash
SEATTLE, WA— With tears welling up in his eyes, Seattle good Samaritan Jay Thompson poured out his heart, detailing his desire to help assist the world’s richest man after he lost a fraction of his immense wealth during the 2020…
Shortlist of Software Operators for Online Casinos
Are you dreaming to establish an Internet casino? You should know several things you create a trusted brand that will attract visitors and make it really popular. You should start with software for online casinos. While browsing the web, you…
How to Remember Your Name
Other than being convicted of serial infant cannibalism, nothing is more embarrassing to an Older American than forgetting his own name. I attended last year’s Metropolitan Opera gala dressed as – like I’m supposed to remember? Wait… Richard Nixon? Soon…
Trump Claims He is a Necromancer
Washington DC (AP) In a remarkable disclosure in the Rose Garden Friday, President Trump announced, “When I arose this morning, I discovered I had the spiritual gift of being able to communicate with the dead. In fact, it was George…
Is The Voice Really Considering These Changes to Shake Things Up?
TV shows are constantly having to keep up with their rivals to deliver something different and zany to audiences. Love Island took us on a winter holiday in the middle of freezing January for its latest series, while The Masked…
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF NOW
My cranky fifteen year old son says, “Mom, I don’t think you’re funny.” I say, “Charles, I think you’re funny. Looking.” Charles marches off. His father says, “Charles, can I have a hug?” Charles says,”NO.” Then, he goes to his…
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning All Masks
On Friday, President Trump signed an executive order banning all masks after he was photographed while wearing one, a “pleasure” he did not want to give the press, according to Trump. While the legality and practicality of enforcing this executive…