Posted in Health Video News

How Bologna is Really made (The Truth) [Video]

You love bologna, but you never really thought about what it’s made out of. The answers will surely surprise and shock you, and if they don’t, you may be the strongest person alive. Playlist of How It’s REALLY Made Videos…

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Posted in Entertainment Internets Tubes

Introducing Brian’s ‘How It’s Made’ Funny Dub Series

Tomorrow, we’re going to see TWO funny new ‘How It’s Made’ videos from Glossy News webmaster Brian K. White. This is Brian’s Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/10kzebra

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Posted in Politics World News

Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (2/2)

Last time: TRUMP: The Jews! Incredible. The Jews control Israel. Unbelievable. Believe me, this is yuuuge. JAKE TAPPER: OK, I’m buying it. But what about some of our more sceptical viewers out there? What’s your message for them? The story…

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Posted in Politics World News

Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (1/2)

Rambunctious Orange Lives Matter Civil Activist and Pitiful Nazicon Stooge Donald Trump has recently delivered another hate-ridden tirade. After his edgy pre-election comments on ‘Latino rapists’ and ‘banning Muslims,’ Jake Tapper’s recent interview shows the Donald propagating a bizarre anti-Semitic…

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Posted in Human Interest

There is Nothing More Natural than Appealing to What is Natural

Nothing morally consequential follows from ‘the natural.’ There is nothing ‘unnatural’ about mass atrocities, wifebeating, gay-bashing, anti-disabled sentiment, racism, or dying of a heroin overdose.

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Posted in Politics World News

Mysterious Trot Infestation in Yorkshire

Raping in the Name of: Mysterious Trot Infestation in Yorkshire Leaves Potential Sex Offenders Shaking Their Dicks!!! Not so long ago, I spoke about my not so intimate encounter with the Hyde Park Trots in Leeds, Yorkshire.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Human Interest Top Stories

Glossy News Book Showcase 6: Tim Jones’s “You’re Grounded For Life” – Misguided Parenting Strategies that Sounded Good at the Time

YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE – Misguided Parenting Strategies that Sounded Good at the Time is available for purchase as a paperback book or as an ebook at fine retailers everywhere, as well as a few shady outlets I would never…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Glossy News Book Showcase 5: Benjamin Cain’s ‘God Decays’

Howard Rhodes, an NSA cryptanalyst, engineered the zombie apocalypse. So said the President of the United States in his shocking final address to the nation, which served as the American epitaph. Four years later, the old world is in ruins…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment Top Stories

Glossy News Book Showcase Returns Tomorrow

Not long ago, we had our first Glossy News ebook showcase (although strictly speaking, printed books are OK too!) Swan Morrison’s Judgment Day Rfreed’s 9/12/01 (also serialized at Glossy News)

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Posted in Top Stories

The Shadow of Charlie

After the Charlie Hebdo Massacre in January 2014, Glossy News published many Hebdo-related pieces; and even later on, as well! Some of the material was commentary; but we also had our usual funny ‘fake news’ stories, and various other humorous…

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