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“A NEW CYRUS!” Franklin Graham & Top Televangelists Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph
The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely to remembered for a long time as a flamboyant and highly controversial figure who is widely known for his alternative music (grand) wizardry and…
SAD! ISIS Caliph Wakes up in Hell with 72 Incels… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crazy cat bachelor and flamboyant Glastonbury fashionista Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has ended with a little spot of bother after splitting hell wide open in Episode II of ‘Quite Possibly Purely FAKE and Imaginary American Terrorist Assassinations.’ GUESS WHAT HAPPENED…
UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!
After the recent much-heralded capture of the ISIS caliph, the International Criminal Court has made yet another explicably biased ruling. The leader of the Islamic State is not eligible for prosecution in a war crimes tribunal, as this would inevitably…
After Demise of Islamic State, Merkel to Invoke Harsh Laws Against Critics of the ISIS Caliph
After prosecuting millions of ‘innocent’ Germans for insulting Donald Trump, strong leader and critic of lying news media distortions Angela Merkel has decided to punish ‘disrespectful’ critics of the ISIS Caliph.
ISIS, ISIS Baby! Is the Caliphate Ready for Yet Another Vanilla Ice Parody?
Yo, brother, let’s stone it! ISIS ISIS baby ISIS ISIS baby
David Cameron Apologises for “Humanitarian Caliphate” Smear
David Cameron has been forced to make a humiliating climbdown, after incorrectly claiming that the Humanitarian Caliphate is an even better caliphate than the Daesh/IS/ISIS/ISIL/IKEA one. Calm down dear; listen to what the Grand Physician says… sorry, I mean, “orders…
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Olympics Committee Ban Entrant Have you ever tried getting into a paper bag ? This is the amazing story of a person that did and in doing so, left his mark on The Great American Songbook Of how one hit…
#SheToo: Cockroach Katie Hopkins Shipwrecks Outa Twitter. SAD!
Now the media have redefined it to include morons like Hopkins who think chatting $$$te purely to get a rise out of people, with zero meaningful moral purpose behind it (just ‘disruption for the sake of disruption.’)
The Fairest Proposition in 2020
A satirist is a man whose flesh creeps so at the ugly and the savage and the incongruous aspects of society that he has to express them as brutally and nakedly as possible to get relief. – John Dos Passos
Things Fall Apart: Is the UK Doomed to Dystopia, or Are We on the Verge of Real Progress?
The election of Boris Johnson in the UK has led to fears that the UK has voted in a potential dictator. Some scoff at ‘Boris Derangement Syndrome,’ just as many people scoff at ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’ Others are convinced the…