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Random Thoughts XI: PC, Peoplekind and Professional Lunatics

Random Thoughts XI: PC, Peoplekind and Professional Lunatics

1. Magic Horses, Mehdi and Dawkins.

If I wanted magic horses I would fucking read C S Lewis!

At least he admitted Fledge was something he made up.

I’m sure if I developed a smack habit I could probably fly to Jerusalem on a winged horse too.


2. Jesus: The Ultimate Betrayer of Humanity

Jesus owed nothing to Humanity, and gave zero fucks about the Greater Good.
And rightly so!
And yet, many there be today who try to mix individualism and collectivism.
He becomes a Humanitarian, a Marxist, a Jihadist, a Neocon, a God-Knows-What.
Everyone must beware of their presumption…

3. I Ain’t Gonna Celebrate Shit!

I’m not going to celebrate Jimmy Savile, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, the ISIS caliph, Tony Blair or David Cameron.

All I need to do is to tolerate those I ought to tolerated, and to be intolerant of those I ought not to tolerate.

Pluralism and classical liberal toleration are fine. ‘Diversity’ and ‘tolerance’ are abusive impositions from the metropolitan elite.

Next time someone wants you to ‘celebrate’ their ‘diversity,’ refuse the Faustian bargain of what I call ‘enforced celebration.’

Take people, and their identities on a case-by-case basis.

There’s absolutely no-one on earth who can demand more of you than classical/neo-classical toleration and pluralism.

Anyone who says that’s not enough is a psychic vampire.

Don’t let ’em drain you dry!

4. Male Things Gonna Male!

It’s amazing all the humorless men losing their shit over Julie Bindel’s mini-SCUM-manifesto. People are so literally-minded!

Give me Julie Bindel or Germanie Greer over any antisemitic, anti-secular, anti-manspreading bouzhee postmodern nihilist any day!

Agree with this or disagree with yon, at least there’s some life and some humor about her!

On a general note, she seems to be pretty close to Alt-Left, or at least leaning in that direction.

If you can’t stand Judith Butler or people who think that biological sex is an arbitrary construct, the moon is made of cheese or that manspreading and culinary appropriation are rape culture and theocratic misogyny aren’t (how’s that Hollywood Lama shit workin out?!), then you could always read the TRUE greats like Julie Bindel, Andrea Dworkin, Mary Daly, Germaine Greer.

May not agree with EVERYTHING they say, but at least they begin from reality as it is, and not how it ought to be.…/an-interview-with-julie-b…

It won’t, not unless men get their act together, have their power taken from them and behave themselves. I mean, I would actually put them all in some kind of camp where they can all drive around in quad bikes, or bicycles, or white vans. I would give them a choice of vehicles to drive around with, give them no porn, they wouldn’t be able to fight — we would have wardens, of course! Women who want to see their sons or male loved ones would be able to go and visit, or take them out like a library book, and then bring them back.

An Interview with Julie Bindel

This kind of humour is sadly lacking in Men’s Rights Activists.


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