Award Winning Dick Feted in California
Jerry Brown, the aging governor of California, addressed a special session of the state legislature yesterday to nominate Dick Blum, the husband of Senator Dianne Feinstein, to receive this year’s prestigious Charles Crocker Award. Crocker is the well-known Robber Baron…
Spreading Elucidation
© 2017 Tom Skulldaney Taking sides to champion our own political heroes is like hawking gangrene as the cure for psoriasis. The only side we should take is our own and stay tough on those we’ve allowed to lead us….
Trudeau Eulogies: The Fun Never Ends
ADOLF HITLER Adolf Hitler did many things that we, as 21st century, progressive, tolerant, metropolitan Canadians, find difficult to accept. But Hitler did stand firm against the Red Army, preventing them from swamping Europe and perpetrating the hideous mass atrocities…
Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement released today by Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s transition team spokesperson and former…
A Country Gets The Leaders It Deserves
A Country Gets The Leaders It Deserves An unfunny article- There is an old saying that “a country gets the leaders it deserves.” So what does that say about the United States and the choices it has made of late?…
Trump’s List Of Things To Do On His First Day In Office.
Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office. Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry.
The secret to maintaining your New Year’s Resolutions…
… is never to make any, of course. I mean, seriously. Just look at my track record over the past twenty years.
Glossy News Classics: The Series Continues. But Will You One Day Make It?
Regular readers will be aware that we recently launched the Glossy News Classics series. Choice cuts and prime pickings from the vast, VAST back catalog of the second longest-running fake news humor site!
Peter Gabriel Goes Full Donald Trump (3/3)
Shut up about #RealDonaldTrump alright? #RealPeterGabriel has what it takes to restore the pride of our music industry & destroy our haters — RealPeter (@RealPeteGabriel) April 1, 2016 @NeverTrump Never forgive Trump for setting up parody account! I'm the real…
Peter Gabriel Goes Full Donald Trump (2/3)
Look shut up about all these stupid rules which are being used to keep us down! When I become the boss all that crap won't matter! #Genesis — RealPeter (@RealPeteGabriel) April 1, 2016