(Trigger Warning) Evil Islamophobic Bigots Burning Burqas
Hate speech is not freedom of speech! How dare these privileged hegemonic Islamophobic bigots impose a single, monolithic interpretation upon the Burqa?!
Clinton Memes
So brave! Looks at these shameless, worthless warmongers. What have they ever done for you? God only knows. Still, enjoy these memes! Or not. WE ARE WATCHING YOU…
Don’t Be Ungrateful to the Clintons
What have the Clintons ever done for me? Well, they carved up Yugoslavia and turned their artificial sub-Soviet statelet ‘Kosovo’ into a haven for ISIS choppers. Yeah but what have they really done for me?
Salon Slam Slanderous Syrian Smearwork, Big Up Blair
Recently, we discussed a leaked Syrian intel document. It turns out that the UK government and the Tony Blair Faith Foundation have all been identified as violent extremists. However, notable champagne socialist and latte liberal rag Salon objects strongly to…
Syrian Intel Identify UK Gov, Tony Blair Charity as ‘Violent Extremists’
Syrian is currently in the middle of a fairly brutal and bloody civil war. And yet, Syrian intelligence have still managed to find the time to pompously moralize and point the finger at some of the innumerable vicious and dangerous…
Contribute to this Hilarious New Satire Book: The Vast Right-Wing Dictionary
Is there a Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy? Maybe, maybe not. There is certainly a Vast Right-Wing Dictionary, though! But help is needed… Can you help give definitions of words that satirize and parody right-wing understandings of them? Before you ask, yes…
American Voter Turnout Shrinks to Six People in 2028
In the year 2028, voter turnout fell in the United States to such an extent that only six people voted in that year’s presidential election. The winner, Republican Lee Dumbluck, received three of the six votes, while the Democrat received…
Following Weed Legalization, Trump Tries to Cede Maine to Canada – Trudeau Confounded
President-select Donald Trump, in a presidential huff of not-my-jobbery, quickly fled to Mar-a-Lago in Florida, as the right to consume recreational Marijuana was heating up in the King Lobster State of Maine. “I think it’s important for states to decide…
Russian Intelligence Operative Reveals why Putin Helped Elect Donald Trump
Dateline: MOSCOW—Russian intelligence operative admits to meeting with Donald Trump and with members of his inner circle during the 2016 presidential campaign, to explain to the Americans that Putin wanted Trump to beat Hillary Clinton because Trump is a colossal…
Politicians, Pundits and Pursuers of Poontang
I wanted to learn a second language. There are approximately 6,900 of them out there to choose from and I couldn’t decide which one to spend my time on.