Posted in Politics, War Zone

Don’t Be Ungrateful to the Clintons

   Published Date: March 10, 2017

What have the Clintons ever done for me?

Well, they carved up Yugoslavia and turned their artificial sub-Soviet statelet ‘Kosovo’ into a haven for ISIS choppers.

Yeah but what have they really done for me?
They turned Libya into an utter hellhole.

Yeah but I mean, me personally?

They destroyed Iraq and made it into an utter patriarchal shitstumble.

Yeah, but I mean: apart from that what have the Clinton dynasty EVER ACTUALLY DONE for me? 

Um… er… well… er…

We got rid of welfare?! How about that?! Now STFU and kiss the boot, you filthy, misogynistic, superpredator-enabling POS!!!

Originally published on Satirical Industrial Complex.

 

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