Weaponized Sarcasm: Some Snarky Tweets on Neocons
Here are some lightly-edited tweets of mine, poking fun at and exposing the neoconservative menace. Don’t forget to follow me! Neocons are Lord Sauron, who covet the Ring of Power for evil’s sake. Liberal Interventionists are Saruman, the ‘moral’ alternative!
In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn’t Exist.
In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called ‘American’ gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax, and that Las Vegas doesn’t even exist. The…
Instagram ‘Male Feminist’ Lauds His Flat-Chested Girlfriend for Not Getting Breast Implants
A leading Instagram Feminist (sic) from the “Male Community” (as his college classmates call it) has recently ended up on the wrong side of the Female Community.
Jeremy Corbyn Gaining Increased Support From Most Sectors Of British Society
Recent surveys of UK public opinion have consistently confirmed that Jeremy Corbyn is increasingly gaining support from most sectors of British society. Several major political thinktanks have urgently addressed themselves to understanding the reasons behind this surprise phenomenon.
Catalonia (Sadly Non-Satire) News Commentary Roundup
I was initially pretty neutral on Catalonia, as I am very skeptical about all the dogmatism, emotivism and virtue-signalling around complex geopolitical disputes. But I think the grey area is being swallowed up by the brutality of Madrid and the…
Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches
Notorious violent extremist and culinary-diverse social mayhem warrior Hannibal Lecter is “disgusted” and “repulsed” at being forbidden to take a knee from NFL players. I’ve lived in this country so long, I’ve contributed all I have. I’ve never just decided…
Leonard Cohen and the Risk of Love
One of the most beautiful things a singer or a creator can do for you is to de-de-humanize you.
More About New Politically Correct Vatican Seminary for Future Catholic Church Leaders
The Vatican Office have confirmed that Pope Francis is due to make a public announcement tomorrow on his controversial college, as discussed an hour ago on Glossy News. The St Francis School of New Theological Justice has already drawn a…
“Liberal” Pope Francis Gives His Blessing to Alleged Papal “SJW College”
Pope Francis, current worldwide leader of the Christian Church and most widely beloved social justice icon since Jason X and Chaz Bono, has recent given his “cautious approval” to a new elite Papal college.
Kim Jong Un Blames “Dishonest Fake News Media” for Smearing “Tremendous” Missile Launch
Charismatic populist President Kim Jong Un recently delivered an inflammatory tirade about the bought-and-paid global MSM hacks who are deliberately lying about his recent “tremendous” and “unbelievable” missile launch successes.