Tories
Posted in Politics World News

Highly-Strung Cokehead Who Says “F**K Business!” Worried Nobody Wants to Invest in His Country!

Hysterical overfed chufterstain and perpetually confused London superluvvie Boris Hugh Coogan Lily Lineker De Pfeffel Johnson has recently lamented the lack of business investment that is seriously hindering his coke-ridden Brexit Boom he promised and/or threatened us with a few…

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Britain First
Posted in Politics World News

Er, What?! Britain First Leader Acquitted of Hate Crime After Innovative ‘Transracial’ Defence

White-fisted fash-resembling golden boy and BNP-loving beta bully bitch Paul ‘Golden Balls’ Golding, high on his recent right-wing entryist scam against and/or for the Conservative Party, is now high on a very different kind of narcotic… And we don’t mean…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Er, What?! Britain First Leader Acquitted of Hate Crime After Innovative ‘Transracial’ Defence
Calvary
Posted in Religionism World News

BURN THE WITCH! Washington DC Pastor Arrested for ‘Insanity,’ Defrocked for ‘Heresy & Blasphemy’

An African-American pastor has been arrested and institutionalized for what Fox News has called an ‘utterly unhinged, dangerous, extremist, De Niroesque mafia rant’ outside the White House. According to sources, Catherine Ukunda Underhill spent ‘close to ten minutes’ spreading ‘divisive…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! BURN THE WITCH! Washington DC Pastor Arrested for ‘Insanity,’ Defrocked for ‘Heresy & Blasphemy’
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Posted in Politics World News

Billionaire Cayman Yacht W**ker Wants You to Know He DESPISES “Arrogant, Out of Touch Metropolitan Elite!”

Decrepit 80s Beano cameo prancer and overfed nannified Southern flouncer Jacob Rees-Mogg wants you to know that he hates neoliberal greed, elitist Londoners and the usual arrogant south of the M1 Avocado Gangsters of the Kale ‘n’ Quinoa belt… And…

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Hacked Off Hugh
Posted in Politics World News

Luvvies Actually vs The Shining: EPIC Hacked Off Hugh Grant Movie Mashup!

Well, talk about a nightmare before Xmas! And I’m not just talking about this guy. Or this one… Tim Burtonesque high-class supervillain and irritable nice guy thespian Hugh John Mungo Noseyparker De Pfeffel ‘Hacked Off Hughie’ Grant recently turned up…

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Labour Party
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UK’s Oldest Student Activist Hails ‘Stunning Victory’ in Westminster Campus Debating Contest

Obsessive marrow pickler and underrated one-man Arthur Steptoe tribute act Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn wants the entire UK (and world!) to know that he won, you lost, and you’d better bloody well suck it up, arite?!

WTF?! Click now to find out more! UK’s Oldest Student Activist Hails ‘Stunning Victory’ in Westminster Campus Debating Contest