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DONALD TRUMP TO LAUNCH NUCLEAR STRIKE ON NORTH KOREA!!!!!!!!!

DONALD TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DROP TEN THOUSAND TONS OF ENRICHED URANIUM ON NORTH KOREA!

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NUTTER CORBYN & Creepy Labour Sidekicks Respond to Resurgent Irish Terror Epidemic… But How?!

Fresh from his usual wreath-laying and rampant whataboutery-storms, Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez‘ Corbyn and Red Ken (or should it be black flag Ken?!) have provided some helpful advice to help to do some damage control… Now that the IRA are trying…

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New Labour Antisemitism OUTRAGE! Britain DISGUSTED by Corbyn’s Pact with RACIST BNP!

Misery loves company… So why not have an electoral pact between the radical socialist BNP and the radical socialist Labour Party? What could possibly go wrong? The recent national/international socialist pact between two of Britain’s most widely-despised borderline Marxist/Hitlerite parties…

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Here are the Answers for Yesterday’s Quiz! Who Said it First: Hamas or Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour Party?

Anyone enjoy yesterday’s quiz? Not so much? Well, here are the answers!

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Who Said it First? Hamas or Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour Party? (Get the Answers Tomorrow!)

The Labour Antisemitism debacle rumbles on. Often, it’s impossible to distinguish speech characteristic of left wing, right wing and Islamic antisemism. So, how many of the following can you get right??????? 1. What Hamas and the Palestinian people are doing…

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WTF?! Clumsy Corbyn Compares “Labour Against Antisemitism” Speech to “Million Hour Long Wagner Opera!” FFS!

Flamboyantly PC bitter 60s throwback Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn (not to be confused with bitter 30s throwback Nick Griffin of a rival radical socialist party) has made a surprisingly uncharacteristic gaffe to complement his ‘Zionist Media Conspiracy,‘ ‘Jewish Privilege’ and…

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Somewhere In The Kremlin

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Here’ s a great cartoon from rfreed! What would a Kremlin troublemaker do?

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With Friends Like These? World Dictators Rally Around to Oppose Trump Impeachment

MSNBC, otherwise knows as Fox News for liberals, have come up with a list of inflammatory, controversial and downright flamboyantly evil leaders who have rallied around Donald Trump. Trump’s anti fake news fan-club have dealt a string of stinging ripostes…

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REGIME CHANGE! African ‘Coalition of the Willing’ Swears to Save Oppressed French, Restore Human Rights

Given the widespread oppression and state terror the ruthlessly violent and unaccountable Macron regime is weaponizing against the valiant freedom fighters of the Yellow Jackets (Gilets Jaunes), a courageous and deeply altruistic alliance of humanitarian interventionists from former French colonies…

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Trump Declares USMCA Funds Border Wall… Trudeau Disagrees

Buenos Aires, Argentina- On Friday, leaders from the United States, Mexico, and Canada formally endorsed the United States- Mexico- Canada Agreement (USMCA) before a packed house at the G-20 Summit. On Monday, US President Donald Trump declared political victory via…

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TIME TO BOMB FRANCE! A Modest Proposal on Macron & The Yellow Jackets

Wow, it sounds like the European Spring is just leading to more and more state brutality and oppression of the French people! France is a failed state, and in order to fulfil its responsibilities to the international community, maybe it…

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MBS Claims Other Leaders Are ‘Racist Hypocrites’ As He Flees From G20 Summit

Buenos Aires, Argentina- Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS) lashed out at world leaders, calling out Argentina and the US in particular, as he boarded a plane for Saudi Arabia at the conclusion of the G20 Summit on Sunday.  MBS’…

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Scarily Innovative! ‘Clean Coal’ & ‘Safe Lead’ Head US Panel at Next Week’s UN Climate Talks

Washington, DC- Acting EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler announced on Friday, the White House would hold a panel on clean technology during the annual U.N. climate talks in Poland next week. “We will be featuring a number of green technologies at…

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The Living Death of Theresa May: How Long Can London’s Most Notorious Political Zombie Cling On?

George Osborne notoriously (some would say renownedly!) compared Theresa May to a ‘dead woman walking.’ But it’s worse. It’s far, far worse. People are even comparing her to Anthony Eden, often considered the worst PM in UK history; although Tony…

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Boris Johnson in ‘Islamophobic’ EU Gaffe: Why Don’t We Just Try an Islamic Divorce?!

Scandal-plagued Brexit hardliner Boris Johnson has recently distanced himself from the even more scandal-plagued Theresa May, with a spiffing jape about how to really chuck Chequers.

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Mexican President Elect Proposes Plan to Fund Border Wall Construction

Mexico City, Mexico- Mexico’s President-elect, Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, announced plans to fund construction of a border wall separating Mexico and the United States, in a joint press conference with CEOs from online job search websites Monster.com, Indeed.com, and Ziprecruiter.com,…

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The Funniest Unintentionally Satirical Headlines of Today! But Do You Have a Tip-Off For Us???

1. Cut, cut, cut! Erdogan is upset at the notion of theocratic dictatorships cutting up innocent people while they’re still alive. Just so you know. Prominent UK broadsheet The Guardian quotes Erdogan as follows: Intelligence and security institutions have evidence…

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First Verified Proof of Russian Election Hacking, 2018

Roseville, CA- After nearly 18 months of investigation, sources from inside the United States Office of Special Counsel (OSC) have indicated there has been a major breakthrough this week in Robert Mueller’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election. …

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Frank Turner Parody: Cameron Fucked The Pigs!

DEDICATED TO ALL OPPONENTS OF BOURGEOIS CENTRISM. YES, THAT’S RIGHT! I’M BEING NICE THIS TIME… Whatever happened to dogging? The pigs are scared now David Cameron’s in the neighbourhood; His truncheon’s small, deadly and harmful He’s a nasty sexual deviant…

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Brexit Disco Classic! Theresa May Little Mix Parody: S/O 2 Mein Ex!

After Ann Widdecomber’s notorious Strictly Come Dancing disaster, centrist Tory Theresa May pulled a Trudeau with some epic Dad dancing in South Africa. But the UK’s dancing queen has now gone further, and covered universally respected mainstream girlpop collective Little…

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NEW Trump Cartoons! Definitely NOT Fake News! (Or Counterfeit Pictures!)

Welcome to our funny new Cartoonist, Up Chuck! First of all, we have an important question: Can a Narcissist Ever Get the Love he Needs?!

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Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”

Pint-sized potty mouth Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has recently put his new rhetorical skills into practice with a stunning display of historical denialism. Hosting Pyongyang’s first ever global media press conference, fake bourgeois capitalist news outlet CNN asked him:…

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The Big Brexit Betrayal! Top Tory Caught in Erotic Tryst with German Leader! Click the Video Now!

There’s been a lot of talk about a big Brexit betrayal. Even centrist Euronationalists have had to acknowledge the ‘betrayal’ narrative, so they can make their customary feeble attempts to ‘refute’ it! But the greatest Brexit betrayal of all is…

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Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”

After being accused a million times of promoting antisemitic and antizionist conspiracy theories, Jeremy Corbyn has decided the best way to fight back against such harsh, unfounded smears is to point out the REAL sinister, shadowy cabal of disloyal parasites…

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HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle. Last night, he was arrested in Turkey. The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey. He was, however, wholly…

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Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”

Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has about as much self-understanding and self-irony as notorious chemically-insane world-historical fantasist Tony Blair! I am quite…

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Storming Success of Autistic Pride Leads to New ‘AIDS Pride’ & ‘Cancer Pride’ Days

Despite numerous caveats and reservations from the Autistic Dark Web, the self-appointed ‘autistic community’ have recently been revelling in Autistic Pride. However, while June may have been devoted to the flamboyantly carnivalesque celebration of debilitating bowel problems, crippling depression, soul-destroying…

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Songs for Europe: Top Brexit Anthems of 2018! (Now That’s What I call Brexishambles: Guest Post From Maximilian Stirling)

Maximilian Stirling has dropped a bangin’ playlist of the most depressing Brexit songs of today. Hear ’em and weep! (No, ACTUALLY weep)… Food, Adequate Food! You Gotta Pick A Potato Or Two I’m In With The Innovative Jam Crowd My…

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Corbyn’s Loony Labour Introduce ‘Internalised Goyphobia’ & ‘Jewish Privilege’ Diversity Taskforce

Scandal-plagued Labour leader, otherwise known as Jihadi Jez and Jezbollah, has recently decided to improve his anti-racism credentials… By joining the fight against Jew hatred. Following Labour’s recent ‘white tax’ and white privilege workshops, Labour have now decided that, to…

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Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!

Cometh the hour, cometh the man! Time to break free from the Brussels Taliban! Don’t drop the cognac, a hangover’s coming… Guy and Jean-Claude, now they better start running! No more bent bananas and made up oppressions No more censorship…

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