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Important Message from the Jihadist-Humanitarian Industrial Complex

Important Message from the Jihadist-Humanitarian Industrial Complex

Greetings, slaves and serfs of the Neverending and Victorious Project of Our Common Humanity!

There is much divisive talk playing off ‘the Party of Humanity’ and ‘the party of the Caliphate.’ Continue Reading

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Godders Bloom Unfairly Represented by MSM

Godders Bloom Unfairly Represented by MSM

Pre-Brexit story…

Post-Brexit laughs! Continue Reading

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Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank

Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank

Many prime ministers and presidents from prominent nations have denounced China’s new Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank.
However, as this article will show you, the accusations certain national leaders have been making are very revealing. Continue Reading

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20% of UK Undergraduates Have a More Limited Vocabulary than Donald Trump

20% of UK Undergraduates Have a More Limited Vocabulary than Donald Trump

Donald Trump is generally known for having a meagre vocabulary.

But recent sociological research has shown that Donald J. Trump still maintains a slight edge over the bottom 20% of university graduates in the UK. Continue Reading

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England Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup 1966

England Victory Denialist Challenges Mainstream Views on World Cup 1966

Robust writer and charismatic rhetorician David Irving has just published some astonishing revisionist historical allegations. Continue Reading

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PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

The Irish and British have been at each other’s throats for centuries, in a way that makes the rap grudge between Kanye West and LL Cool J look like as pointless and infantile as a mere peevish World of Warcraft endless circle-jerk of meaningless controversy. Continue Reading

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The EDL Extend an Olive Branch to British Muslims

The EDL Extend an Olive Branch to British Muslims

Some years ago, East End Pride was cancelled over alleged links to the English Defence League. But since then, in a period where hostility towards Muslims has been a significant problem, the EDL bigots have gone to great lengths to “prove” they are not hostile towards individual Muslims. Continue Reading

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Flashback: When Ed Balls Almost Saved the British Economy

Flashback: When Ed Balls Almost Saved the British Economy

NOTE:

This story from a while back shows Ed never quite succeeded in his plan to save the British economy.

Still, like all politicians, he did have good intentions; and that’s all that matters! Continue Reading

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SJWs Outraged as Taiwanese Culturally Appropriate Pro-Cat Activism

SJWs Outraged as Taiwanese Culturally Appropriate Pro-Cat Activism

Recently, Taiwan banned the slaughter of cats and dogs for food.

Far from being thrilled at this measure, SJWs have created a crushing list of grievances on Social Justice Tumblr. Continue Reading

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Jeremy Corbyn Unsure About Taking on Russell Brand as New Prosperity Czar

Jeremy Corbyn Unsure About Taking on Russell Brand as New Prosperity Czar

Russell Brand is sick of the lottery being run purely by poncey squares, greedy plums and corrupt geezers, who cruelly and arbitrarily force people against their will to choose random numbers… Continue Reading

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GN Video: North Korea Cat/Human Food… Mini/Tremendous Golf?!

GN Video: North Korea Cat/Human Food… Mini/Tremendous Golf?!

Haters gonna hate; and nobody has more haters than North Korea, for some explicable reason.

It’s no wonder Lil’ Kim has been borrowing Trump’s rhetoric. Continue Reading

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Corbyn Rejoices: Rotherham Mother Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Rant

Corbyn Rejoices: Rotherham Mother Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Rant

The mother of one of the girls who was pimped in Rotherham has recently found herself arrested as a hate criminal. Continue Reading

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Kim Jong Un Endorses NRA & Their New Pro-Nuke Populist Platform

Kim Jong Un Endorses NRA & Their New Pro-Nuke Populist Platform

As mentioned recently on Glossy News, the NRA just gave a 100% approval rating to ISIS.

But this time around, some violent extremists have decided to return the favor. The NRA’s recent oppositional stance towards the nuclear disarmament of US citizens has gifted them a clear endorsement from pro-weapon, civil-liberties-conscious dictators across the globe.

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DUP Unveils NI Brexit Strategy: Built Fleet of Unsinkable Ships at Harland & Wolff

DUP Unveils NI Brexit Strategy: Built Fleet of Unsinkable Ships at Harland & Wolff

The DUP have finally revealed their Brexit strategy. Continue Reading

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New to the UK? An Irreverent Guide to Our Political Parties

New to the UK? An Irreverent Guide to Our Political Parties

1. National Front Continue Reading

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Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars

Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars

Notable human rights paragon the Kingdom of Saudia Arabia, who recently got a top spot at the UN for being nice to women, have introduced yet another stunningly liberal gender measure. Continue Reading

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