Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One

The new Facebook Page ‘Fuck Jeremy Corbyn’ doesn’t invite you to seduce the Labour leader; nor indeed to get seduced by him, and get some edgy Trot motorcycle rides.

Wow! What an amazing find! Read more Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One

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Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’

Jesus always said he was coming back one day.

And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy!

Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the Artist Formerly known as…

Well, anyhoo! Read more Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’

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David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’

Like Angela Merkel, David Cameron famously announced in 2011 that multiculturalism had failed.

But a recently leaked transcript to a confidential meeting of Cayman bankers and well-heeled Eton toffs shows that he has also failed in his efforts to create a worldwide MONOCULTURE of NATO hegemony. Read more David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’

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Bob Dylan Parody (Tangled Up With Trudeau)

Early one mornin’ I was smokin’ a spliff
Couldn’t get outa bed
Wondrin’ if I’d ever changed the sheets
Or if I could still give amazin’ head

My folks said my life in Canada
Sure was gonna be tough
They never did like
PC  gender pronouns
Or authoritarian hate speech laws Read more Bob Dylan Parody (Tangled Up With Trudeau)

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National Union of Students: “No More Holocaust Memorial Day, It’s Too Offensive!”

Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have perpetrated yet another in a long line of typically imaginative and flamboyant radical political gestures. Read more National Union of Students: “No More Holocaust Memorial Day, It’s Too Offensive!”

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Loony Marxist Creep Jeremy Corbyn Warns: “Unregulated Media More Dangerous than ISIS!”

The UK media landscape will never be the same again, as a beloved figure threatens to treat global fake news MSM corporations very harshly…

As they pose a greater threat even than ISIS. Read more Loony Marxist Creep Jeremy Corbyn Warns: “Unregulated Media More Dangerous than ISIS!”

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North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin

Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea.

The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the Olympics caused Kim Jong Un to forgo his nuclear rants with his Anglo doppelganger in the U.S. conquistador seat of power. Here was the chance to control events in America in a way the Russians could not even dream of. Read more North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin

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Kim Jong-Un Uses Passing Train to Face-Shave

North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un has released a propaganda film of himself using a passing high speed train to shave his face. In a government campaign that hopes to encourage Korean citizens to reduce their razor purchases, Jong-Un has advised all his country’s face shavers to donate their razor expenditure to the nuclear programme instead Read more Kim Jong-Un Uses Passing Train to Face-Shave

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Today’s Woke Nonsense Round-Up: Black Britain, Brexit & Bloody Human Rights Abusers!

White Nationalists Due to Be Triggered by Lack of White Britons in Ancient UK

Oh dear. It just so turns out the Ethnonationalists are basing their ideas on pseudo-science. Britons from 10 000 years ago weren’t ‘white.’  Read more Today’s Woke Nonsense Round-Up: Black Britain, Brexit & Bloody Human Rights Abusers!

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