Donald Trump has recently ‘refuted’ allegations that he didn’t not say what you didn’t already know he didn’t say. Read more Donald Trump Never Said That! DEAL WITH IT!
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Donald Trump Tells Press: I’m Not the Mad One!
At a press conference in Washington, US president Donald Trump has spoken about the media’s smear campaign that has labelled him as ‘a madman.’ Trump said:
I’m not the mad one folks, it’s fake news. Read more Donald Trump Tells Press: I’m Not the Mad One!
Tony Blair to Form ‘No Bullshit Party’
Ex-UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is to form a new political party, named ‘The No Bullshit Party.’ Speaking at a BBC news conference, Blair said: Read more Tony Blair to Form ‘No Bullshit Party’
Little-Known Democrat Cover-Up Finally Unearthed: John Kerry Nuked the Onion!
A little known scandal from the Obama administration has recently surfaced:
And it’s not an imaginary wiretap!
(Or even a non-imaginary one). Read more Little-Known Democrat Cover-Up Finally Unearthed: John Kerry Nuked the Onion!
President Trump, Arming Teachers is an Excellent Start
Dear President Trump,
Let’s be clear: I did not vote for you. But I have to admit – you’re doing an amazing job at Making America Safe Again.
Read more President Trump, Arming Teachers is an Excellent Start
NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner
In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner. Read more NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner
Trump Announces New “Drain the Swamp Strategy,” Swears to Cram Administration with Fundies
Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp’ strategy.
Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty and cynicism, Trump is now shaking up his cabinet, in order to get rid of all the corrupt moneygrubbers, as well as any remaining Beltway establishment career politicos. Read more Trump Announces New “Drain the Swamp Strategy,” Swears to Cram Administration with Fundies
Sarah Huckabee-Sanders Unveils New “Talk To the Hand” Rapid-Response System
Trump and White House apologist Sarah Huckabee-Sanders has gone from eager apologist to wholly soulless sack of human garbage in less time than a newfound junkie has, but today she’s taken it to a new level.
“Talk to the hand!” said the internally and extrenally ugly daughter of Arkansas governor Mike (anything for approval) Huckabee. Read more Sarah Huckabee-Sanders Unveils New “Talk To the Hand” Rapid-Response System
North Korea Linked To Upsurge In UK Cycling
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larming new intelligence has linked North Korea to the upsurge in UK cycling. Read more North Korea Linked To Upsurge In UK Cycling
North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin
Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea.
The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the Olympics caused Kim Jong Un to forgo his nuclear rants with his Anglo doppelganger in the U.S. conquistador seat of power. Here was the chance to control events in America in a way the Russians could not even dream of. Read more North Koreans Score a Victory Before The Olympic Games Even Begin
Dems Offer Compromise on Weed Legalization: Let’s Agree to call it “Marihuana”
With Vermont and Massachusetts added to the growing list of states with legal, recreational marijuana, congress has been scrambling to lower taxes on billionaires and name new post offices. But one congressman has a different plan. Read more Dems Offer Compromise on Weed Legalization: Let’s Agree to call it “Marihuana”
GOP Disapproval at Record High, Dems Frantic to Figure Out New Losing Strategy
Congress holds record low approval ratings, but none more so than the Republicans, and none more among them than the Trump-aligned representatives. With an obvious distaste for these levels of corruption, Democrats are furiously scrambling to find new ways to lose the next election. Read more GOP Disapproval at Record High, Dems Frantic to Figure Out New Losing Strategy
UK Government Fake News Unit Revises Strategy
UK government plans to combat fake news have required re-evaluation in the face of challenges from all sectors of society. Read more UK Government Fake News Unit Revises Strategy
The Saturday Night Live Crew Have Pulled Off the Greatest Skit Of All Time
SNL has just topped anything they have ever done.
They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy. Read more The Saturday Night Live Crew Have Pulled Off the Greatest Skit Of All Time
Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime
President select Donald Trump has admitted to obstruction of justice and collusion, both of which are crimes, but asked Sean Hannity in a phone interview, “Why are those crimes? I mean, nothing else I do is a crime.” Read more Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime
Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”
Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos held a press conference in front of the 300-foot brass doors gaurding the entrance to his underground headquarters at the base of Mount Rainier. He wanted to make clear that he has “No illusion or aspiration for the office of president [of the United States.]” Read more Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”
Fire and Fury – Inside the Early Trump Years
Unless you’re in a coma – or your name is Baron Trump – you’ve no doubt heard about Michael Wolff’s bombshell tell-all book, FIRE AND FURY – INSIDE THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE. On its release day, F&F sold out in less time than it takes Donald to tweet “CNN is Fake News.” Read more Fire and Fury – Inside the Early Trump Years
Confused Democrats Claim ‘Trump Boom’ is Actually Teddy Roosevelt’s Creation
Is the Trump Boom actually a thing?
Or is it just fake news?
It turns out that the Trump boom is not all it seems. Read more Confused Democrats Claim ‘Trump Boom’ is Actually Teddy Roosevelt’s Creation
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