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Poland’s Mig-29’s Lost

A spokesperson for the Polish government announced that the thirty Mig-29’s offered to the Ukraine have gone missing.  The logistics staff overseeing the Migs all came down with a mysterious illness and reported sick.  A mix-up prevented their replacements from…

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Vladivostok to sever ties with the Commonwealth of Independent States

Vladivostok a population of 600,000 and Administrative Center of Primorsky Krai is seriously considering ending its membership in the Commonwealth of Independent States.  The city sits on the Muravyov-Amursky Peninsula that is thirty-two kilometers long and five kilometers wide. Yurin…

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Communist Party No More!

Minsk, Belarus.  In a stunning and literal collapse the Communist Party headquarters, with the sound of a small whump, collapsed killing the entire party leadership controlling the Belarus government.  With one exception, the Socialist Sporting Party, the 9.4 million Belarusians…

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Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin Is Running for Congress (“Ya betcha I’ll win,” ex-Alaska governor says as she lays out her platform)

Hiya Folks!–Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin comin’ at ya from my hometown of Wasilla in the great state of Alaska. Case ya’all didn’t hear, I’m runnin’ for the U.S. Congress to wipe out those Libs and Commies ruinin’ our country. And I…

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Lindsey Graham Indicted for Murder Conspiracy by Moscow Grand Jury

Moscow (TASS). In a shocking announcement, the Constitutional Court of Russia has handed down conspiracy to commit murder indictments against Senator Lindsey (“I am not defective”) Graham (R-SC) and co-conspirator Lev Parnas. The charges include threatening bodily harm…“The only way…

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Welcome to Texafornia, A Modern Day Fable

Dr Seuss just might tell the modern-day fable of the great California angel-winged socialist migration to the land of the Great Satan, Texas, this way:Virtuous socialist rich folks, the Richies, who voted for the Wokie heehaws in magical California could…

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President Biden Chooses Chumlee as New Candidate for Comptroller of the Currency

In a surprise twist, President Joe Biden has selected reality television personality Chumlee to replace Saule Omarova as his nominee for Comptroller of the Currency. Omarova, a Cornell Law School professor and special advisor on the regulatory policy under George…

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On The First Day of Christmas — Lyrics for Our Time: Stuff This in Your Stocking, My Rightist Love!

On the first day of Christmas, my rightist love sent me A “Live Free” Anti-Vaxx Tee. On the second day of Christmas, my rightist love sent me Two Shredded Masks And a “Live Free” Anti-Vaxx Tee. On the third day…

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Texas Abortion Law Spurs Record Sales of Cots While Condoms Fall

Approximately four months into Texas’s law prohibiting abortion once embryonic cardiac activity is detected at about six weeks when most women don’t yet know they are pregnant, economic indicators in the state began registering some unanticipated effects. Third quarter earnings…

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Texas State Republican Lawmaker Behind Sting To Arrest ‘Liberal’ Rock Bands

Austin, Texas – Members of three rock bands were arrested last night in what the Austin Police Department called a “copyright sting.” The arrests took place in two Sixth Street bars. “They violated copyright laws, so we busted them,” said…

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