Category: Politics
SCANDAL! State of Kentucky Approves JOINT CUSTODY of Governor’s Office!
When results came in from the polls this month, the United States had its first case of bipartisan joint custody for a political office, as a way of finally settling a domestic dispute between both of Kentucky’s state governors. And…
Experts Debate: Is Trump a Lunatic or Just an Idiot?
During his tenure as President of the United States, Donald Trump has repeatedly demonstrated a tendency toward outrageous and mercurial behavior. He took office vowing to build the now infamous Wall that Mexico would surely pay for. He expressed awe…
SAD! ISIS Caliph Wakes up in Hell with 72 Incels… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crazy cat bachelor and flamboyant Glastonbury fashionista Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has ended with a little spot of bother after splitting hell wide open in Episode II of ‘Quite Possibly Purely FAKE and Imaginary American Terrorist Assassinations.’ GUESS WHAT HAPPENED…
Bojo BOMBS with Wurzels Parody! Click Here to See What He Sang!
After Stormzy’s epic ‘fuck Boris’ musical chairs rant, and a rather ineffective response by the Great Man of History himself, the Master of the Universe is finally back on fine form! Over the course of his world propaganda tour of…
BREAKING NEWS: White House Announces Ken Starr Will Lead Trump’s Fight Against Impeachment
Washington, DC- On Saturday, White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham announced that President Donald Trump has hired former Special Counsel Ken Starr to lead the administrations efforts against a Democrat led House Impeachment Inquiry. This news comes fresh off the…
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Female Orthodontists are Tough Lawrence!
MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell on a recent episode of his program the Last Word, dismissed the President’s veiled reiterated threat of the military, police and Bikers for Trump rising up in force to support him in the event of his removal…
World Leaders Bizarrely Riding Out Scandals Instead of Taking Up Better Jobs
Feature image source: Pixabay It has been a dark time across the world in recent weeks, with some of our biggest global leaders facing a stormy, bleak and tumultuous period. However, that’s enough about the bad weather, as our ‘top…
NHS High School Campaign: Don’t Do Drugs Kids, You Might End Up a Tory!
A secret leak from our confidential anonymous sources tell us the NHS are planning to launch a controversial new primary and high school ad campaign to warn kids: ‘Cayman Cokeheads? Just say no!’ One confidential prize cut is as follows!…
UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!
Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…
‘Can’t Be Arsed Getting Married’ Dude Wants You to Know IMMIGRATION is DESTROYING HIS COUNTRY!!!!!!
Some random dude who ‘just wants to live a little, same as everybody else!’ wants to know that absolutely everything wrong in his country is because of them pesky migrants! The Reverend Scrotie McScroteface, otherwise known as the self-proclaimed Duchess…