Category: Politics
Biden to Give a Free Puppy to Every Illegal Immigrant
In a pledge to the American people that has shocked political observers, President Elect Joe Biden has committed to giving a free Labrador puppy to all illegal immigrants caught crossing into America through Mexico. “These poor people have been demonized…
Will There Be Changes to the Legal System Now Biden’s in Charge?
The months leading to the 2020 Presidential Election saw the United States in crisis. There was the Coronavirus pandemic. Then, amidst that, the public outcry against alleged police brutality. Those are among the many challenges that President-Elect Joe Biden faces….
Russian President Starts Marketing ‘Putin’s Pop-Up Puppet Pugilists’ in the US
Following the humiliating defeat of Donald Trump, his candidate in the US 2020 election, Russian president Vladimir Putin has started a new business in the US. The company produces and sells puppets in the main, but also does a number…
Biden Offers Trump Cabinet Post as Beppo The Clown
In a bid to unite a divided America President Elect Joe Biden has stretched out the hand of reconciliation to the Republicans and Trump’s loyal supporter base by offering the outgoing president a place in his new administration. However, the…
Trump To Spend Christmas in Jail as Santa
Swiftly on the back of the President finally growing up and accepting that the majority of Americans prefer a decent human being to him, Donald Trump has announced his Christmas plans. He is to spend the holiday in a cell…
Biden Inauguration Shocker – Harris to Attend Dressed as Darth Vader
The world is still reeling from the news that President Elect Joe Biden plans to ride a lion to his inauguration ceremony in January 2021, and that the ex-circus beast will be fitted with a latex mask of Donald Trump’s…
Trump Shows Off New ‘Hand Enlargement’ Surgery To Red Neck Protesters
President Trump has been keeping a low profile since the results of the 2020 election were announced. His low profile has nothing to do with the fact that he got a drubbing from Biden, and America wants to turf his…
Biden to ‘Ride Trump Lion’ to Inauguration
In a surprisingly politically insensitive move, President Elect Joe Biden has announced that he is to go to his inauguration ceremony next January riding a lion that has been fitted with a prosthetic latex mask of ex-US president (we all…
GOTCHA! – Fox’s Unbroadcasted ‘Biden vs. Trump’ Secret Debate was Fake News!
In an outstanding piece of investigative journalism carried out by UK gardening magazine Thyme’s roving reporter Ms Tildy Truth, it has been discovered that Fox News’ claim of a secret ‘final’ debate between the two presidential hopefuls was a lie….
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PUZZLED BY THE CROSS WORDS IN THE RUN-UP TO NOVEMBER’S ELECTION? Leftist Anarchist? MAGA Deplorable? Patriot? Progressive? America-Hater? Racist, Sexist Pig? RED OR BLUE — Just for YOU: Catch a Clue DOWN Red 1. Every Covid-19 one slowed economy POTUS had…