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Second-Grade Satirist Furious: 10 Whole Websites Steal His ‘Scaramucci Joke’

Second-Grade Satirist Furious: 10 Whole Websites Steal His ‘Scaramucci Joke’

A certain low-grade satirist is upset that no fewer than ten edgy satire outlets have stolen his Scaramucci joke.

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Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.

Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.

Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that has causes them to review their intelligence statuses.

The present President-select has provided them with an problem in categorizing him that they had to labor to overcome. What rating do you give a man with such astounding mental process as our current Commandant-In-Chief? Continue Reading

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News Media Confuse Viewers by speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

News Media Confuse Viewers by speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens.

“You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable news, they’re always Russian.”
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Steve King: Build Border Wall with Food Stamp Recipients, Planned Parenthood Doctors

Steve King: Build Border Wall with Food Stamp Recipients, Planned Parenthood Doctors

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) is calling for using food stamp recipients and Planned Parenthood workers to help build President Trump’s southern border wall, the Washington Examiner reported Wednesday.

Food stamp recipients would become part of the foundation of the wall, while Planned Parenthood workers, including doctors who provide abortions, would be part of the labor force enslaved to build the wall. Continue Reading

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We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.

We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.

We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan. 

“What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers will come down on us heavy!”

“First off, I think we should change the name. It sounds too much like ObamaCare. Secondly, what do you mean by handlers?” Continue Reading

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Trump Scores “Tremendous” Deal w/Putin, Gets Full Refund on Alaska

Trump Scores “Tremendous” Deal w/Putin, Gets Full Refund on Alaska

Having met with top campaign contributor and social media guru Vladimir Putin, Trump came out glowing with the announcement that Alaska will be returned to Russia for “a full refund, cash!” Continue Reading

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President Trump Attended Secret Workshops to Learn How to Lie like a Politician

President Trump Attended Secret Workshops to Learn How to Lie like a Politician

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Leaders in both the Democratic and Republican parties have been holding secret workshops with President Trump to teach him how to lie well.
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Putin contends Trump wasn’t Competent enough to have Colluded with Russia

Putin contends Trump wasn’t Competent enough to have Colluded with Russia

Dateline: MOSCOW—In an exclusive interview with Fancypants Magazine, Vladimir Putin took offense at the allegation that Donald Trump was competent enough to have colluded with the Russian government in the hacking of the American political system that helped win Trump the presidency.
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Democrats begin Impeachment Proceedings on the Grounds that Donald Trump is an Old Man

Democrats begin Impeachment Proceedings on the Grounds that Donald Trump is an Old Man

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—After the 2018 U.S. congressional election, Democrats won back enough seats to bring impeachment proceedings, but they decided to simplify their case against Donald Trump, citing only the undeniable fact, as the reason for the urgent need for Trump’s immediate removal from office, that Trump is “an old man.”

There are hundreds of scandals, crimes, conflicts of interests, gaffes, inadequacies, or embarrassments that can be attributed to Trump’s presidency, but leading Democrats believe they can avoid getting into the details by reminding everyone that, after all, Trump is just an old man and thus is obviously unfit for high office.
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Chapter 8: If That is Your Humanity, I Want No Part In Humanity (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 8: If That is Your Humanity, I Want No Part In Humanity (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Second bravura speech of the novel!

Last chapter, we had Dr Saul Friedman’s stirring defence of liberty and traditional American democratic values.

This time, however, it’s Senator Bubble, with an utterly horrifying counter-assault upon Saul, and all true loves of real American liberty and peace.

Read on to get a taste of what Bubble has in store for America.

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Chapter 7: The Great RINO Hunt (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 7: The Great RINO Hunt (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

WOAH! The first bravura speech of the novel.
Now isn’t THIS exciting!
Watch out for Saul’s epic defence of liberty as he hands the MIC and corrupt-as-hell political class verbal beheading.
Will you be there to cheer him on?

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Chapter 6: Waiting for Adolph (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 1)

Chapter 6: Waiting for Adolph (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 1)

This is really so, so sad!

Poor Saul.

And poor Lucy.

Let’s hope they can make some progress one day!

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Chapter 5: Dirty Videos (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 5: Dirty Videos (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

The man’s vicious cruelty knows no bounds.

If this is the kind of person Saul, Deborah and Adolph have to content with, they’d better be on their guard.

Let’s have a look at what ol’ Bubbiebums is doing with his sinister video collection.

Putting the NASTY into ‘video nasty,’ or at least ‘nasty videos.’

Feel free to hit the share button and expose his idiocy even more!

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Chapter 4: Sisterhood is Treason (Honest Adolph Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 4: Sisterhood is Treason (Honest Adolph Serial, Volume I)

Ohhh, for the love of…

You remember how vile Senator Bubble was to his Nicaraguan maid, Marta, in Chapter 1?

Well, not only is he a racist and a misogynist, but his woman-hating extends even to his own family.

This chapter isn’t easy to stomach.

But we all know what political power does to people when they allow their consciences to go to the wall.

Don’t accept it!

Be angry!
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Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Urgh! I can’t believe what a vile person that Senator Bubble is.
So, I think it’s about time we met one of our heroes.
Time to shake hands with Saul Terence Magilligan Friedman.
He may not be an omnipotent superhero, but he’s a hero nonetheless. Remember, Saul and his friends need you to help him make some impact and get the message of freedom out there!
Feel free to bang the share button, or tell your friends about what’s going on in the near future USA.

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Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Wow! What’s happening here?

Is it that arrogant jerk Senator Bubble acting up again?!

Let’s hope Adolph and his friends can stop him from getting any more powerful.

Our three friends are the only people standing in the way of more endless war, and a never-ending regime of political greed, corruption and self-serving brutality.

Will you be with them in their struggle?

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