Category: Top Stories
MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”
The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS. The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some…
Avoiding Fuel Poverty: A Serious Guide
OK, so this one is not satirical! Fuel poverty is a big problem in the UK, USA, India, China, and many other countries. But I’ve actually found a way to balance saving money on heating, with avoiding getting unwell from…
Capitalism Undermined Every Day by Well-Heeled, Homeless, Entitled Middle-Class Scroungers
The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden…
Dodgy, Machiavellian “House of Cards” Creep Thinks UKIP is Too Extreme for Him
The sinister, sleazy Creep-in-Chief from House of Cards has decided that things have gone too far. Wild as he is, even UKIP is too much.
Human Rights in Repressive States: Pragmatism or Principle?
Saudi Arabia has received a poor rating on the Gender Index site. The 1992 Basic Law of Saudi Arabia does not guarantee gender equality.
Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS
Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo Bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant.
David Norris Disappointed at not Coming First in “Greatest Ever Fine Gael Member” Poll
Few were surprised when, in a recent RTE poll, Michael Collins was voted best ever Fine Gael man. Indeed, it appears that many Irish people consider Collins a great man; perhaps even better than such leading lights of the party…
Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face
Dateline: ATLANTA—A newly hired news anchor at CNN, Guy Hoogetsit, has criticized his colleagues at the cable news station for failing to understand the point of Donald Trump’s election, and maintains that the only way for members of the corporate…
ISIS, ISIS Baby! Is the Caliphate Ready for Yet Another Vanilla Ice Parody?
Yo, brother, let’s stone it! ISIS ISIS baby ISIS ISIS baby
Leftists Look Forward to “Constructive Dialogue with Idiotic Trump Supporters”
WASHINGTON – “Trump is Putin’s bitch,” read several signs in the crowd. A liberal umbrella group called the Coalition for an Integrated America (CIA) held a rally yesterday in Lafayette Square near the White House, protesting Donald Trump’s existence, and…