Category: Top Stories
Julian Assange “Shocked” to Discover Himself Leaking His Own Escape Plan
The freedom fighter Julian Assange has hit out at himself for leaking his own escape route from the Ecuadorian embassy. He said he had no idea how the plans came came to be posted on the internet, although he admitted…
Romney and Ryan to Hold “Who’s Wife is Hotter” Rally
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina – Attempting to appeal to the conservative base, the Romney-Ryan campaign is holding a “Who’s Wife is Hotter” contest at a Hooters located in Myrtle Beach. This new tactic comes after an influx of criticism, aimed…
Sandra Fluke Speaks Out on Todd Akin
What follows is an open letter from Sandra Fluke in response to the republican candidate Todd Akin. She has a few choice words for him, and we’ve chosen to publish them. In a recent statement that was both factually inaccurate…
Yet More CEO Jokes (A Constant Source Of Inspiration)
CEO JOKES 3- WHY DO THEY SEEM TO BE AN ENDLESS SOURCE OF MATERIAL? What is the difference between a CEO and a vulture? Vultures fly and at least have the decency to wait until you die to eat you….
Romney Campaign Wants Your Suggestions. What Are You Waiting For?
The Romney campaign has taken the bold step of allowing for suggestions to come in through their website. What could possibly go wrong? Do you have a message you’d like to send to Mitt Romney? I bet you could send…
History’s Largest Manhunt Over, Waldo Dead
Aden- The largest manhunt in the war on terror finally comes to a close. Waldo, a.k.a. Wally, Veli, or Al’ Shabaz Mussa Shadif was an American citizen who notably sympathized with Al Quaeda insurgency groups and became an intellectual leader…
Romney: Screw It, I’ll Give $300k to Everyone Who Votes for Me
WASHINGTON D.C. – In an effort to win over the average working American, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney has vowed to give away his entire wealth to the American people, declaring: “enough with politics: I’ll give three million freaking…
Nation’s Debt Crisis Solved – No Need to Thank Me
Here’s a number that might scare you: $14,132,959,955,340. That’s 14 trillion dollars, give or take a few hundred billion. That’s the current estimate of our national debt according to the OMB (Office of Management and Budget). Here’s a slightly smaller…
Florida AG Pam Bondi’s Long Beautiful Hair
TAMPA – Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi speaks before the Republican National Convention this week on the subject of a whisper campaign. Will she or won’t she? Known for her gleaming blonde hair and barback good looks, the rumor is…
Huckabee Asks RNC Organizers if He Can Bring His Bass
TAMPA, FL – Gearing up to play a memorable part in the 2012 Republican National Convention this week, former Arkansas Governor and presidential campaigner Mike Huckabee has asked RNC organizers if it would be okay for him to bring along…