The freedom fighter Julian Assange has hit out at himself for leaking his own escape route from the Ecuadorian embassy.
He said he had no idea how the plans came came to be posted on the internet, although he admitted posting them on Facebook last night.
“I will be bringing the full force of the law against myself,” he said. “It was only by a miracle that I stumbled upon myself leaking this document last night.”
The web page reveals that Assange plans to sneak out of the London building after singing with a family of Austrian singers who are giving a concert there.
He hopes to make it to the mountains south of London, and then to freedom across the Surrey border.
Since being holed up, Assange has leaked a range of documents, including:
* The embassy fire drill.
* The embassy lunch menu.
* 2,000 PPI spam emails.
* A confirmation email from Amazon.
Last night, a group of 200 Assange supporters gathered outside the embassy to alternately protest for and against the leaking of the escape plans.
A good piece. Though I read this AFTER reading your subsequent installment, once again…nice end punchline.
This just goes to show that Assange was improperly toilet trained as a child. He can’t last more than a few hours without leaking. I’m sixty-six years old and proud to say that I can hold myself all day, even after a pint at lunch.
Briak K. White, I assure you, the Swedes have not assured he won’t be extradited.
They assured, they say, that they won’t extradite him for crimes that may lead to the death penalty.
All the US have to do is use a non political, non death penalty charge, such as the computer act. It is known they tortured Bradley Manning without having being tried and it is assumed they forced him to implicate Assange.
Furthermore, Sweden has been caught taking two people to Egypt for torture because of CIA “push” and they have not refused an extradition in more than 10 years.
Or the famous illegal raid into a top 10 world wide website, again, american pressure.
The same is happening all around the world.
See NZ, where the US convinced the para military police to do an illegal raid under an illegal warrant taking away illegal evidence.
Satire … you got to love it.
He may be mad he pissed off the wrong girl, but he knew he was jilting a lover and as much as it sucks he has to answer for it.
I’m a big supporter of Wikileaks. I think if the powers that be know the whole world is watching, and their last injustice is a mere leak away, they might start to behave more differently, or at least know they could get axed for it.
That said, I’m no supporter of Julian Assange. He’s already been assured that he won’t be extradited to the US, and he’s only wanted for questioning. There’s no guarantee he’ll even go to court.
He needs to turn himself in and face the charges. Sorry Jules.