Category: Top Stories
Ehud Barak’s (latest) “Generous Offer” to the Palestinians
Israel’s current Defense Minister and former Prime Minister Ehud Barak was plainly anxious to see me. “You’ve got to get down here right away, Barb, or I’m going to give this story to someone else,” he said over the phone….
Romney Reaches Out to the Nation’s Dead People
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move designed to kick-start his flagging presidential campaign Friday, Mitt Romney reached out to the nation’s dead people during a visit to a cemetery in the state of Virginia. Aiming to refocus his campaign after…
Third Party Candidates Experience the Shaft
Forget the 2012 election. The path to it is already littered with debris. The problem with our two party system is that it concentrates political power into two narrow, easily manipulated, easily controlled channels. And it pushes very worthy challengers…
Launch of a Campaign to Mildly Harass Congress
So, a little while ago, I wrote this little ditty about how Congress’ approval rating had fallen below 0%. It was born mostly out of frustration with our political leaders’ absolute inability to do anything other than name post offices….
Romney Concedes Election to Obama
With the election still months away, GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney admitted today that he has no chance of winning and has conceded the election to President Obama. “I completely screwed up”, Romney admitted. “I am out of touch with…
Protesting Pakistani Street Mob ‘Pranked’ by CIA Trick
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the CIA wins and it’s usually done by a smooth trick played upon our adversaries without them knowing. In Islamisbad, Pakistan, hundreds of protestors are feeling really stupid after a CIA infiltrator set them up…
Divorcing a Person Suffering From Depression — My Personal Views on This Subject
My advice to a woman who is about to divorce her husband who is suffering from depression.
‘The root problem to all human suffering in this world is our unwillingness to face the necessary amount of pain in order for us to grow,’ by one of the most famous psychologists in the history of the West: Carl Jung.
Exclusive to GlossyNews.com: Romney explains, “It’s a different 47%.”
In the aftermath of the 47% controversy, Republican Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney was besieged with requests for clarification. However, this journalist was able to reach him in the shower and force him to answer questions before giving him his towel,…
Republicans Vote to Repeal Libya
Washington D.C. – Republican lawmakers today voted to repeal the country of Libya from the world for “causing too much trouble.” House Majority Leader Eric Cantor held up a map, pointed to what he thought was Libya and proposed legislation…
Japan to Stop Using Nuclear Power, Get Giant Monster Insurance
TOKYO- The Prime Minister of Japan, Yoshihiko Noda, announced that his country will be discontinuing the use of nuclear energy and will also be shopping for giant monster insurance policies. The decision was widely expected after the disastrous earthquake that…