Paleontologists working in Southern France have discovered pictographs they estimate were placed around 10,000 B.C. The primitive drawings depict what appears to be two Neanderthal males copulating.
Lead scientist Dr. Lance Hollingsworth said, “I usually don’t get involved in politics, but clearly these cave drawing prove that homosexual relationships predate the ten commandments.”
It should be noted that Dr. Hollingsworth insisted that we call him Dr. Lance and after making his original statement, vivaciously retorted, “So you can suck it Judge Moore,” referring to Alabama Chief Justice Roy S. Moore, who recently defied the U.S. Supreme Court and halted the issuing of marriage licenses to same sex couples.
Many well respected scientists from around the globe are commenting on the historic find. Renowned paleontologist Dr. Ross Milner, an avid opponent to same sex marriage (who many say was the inspiration for loveable Friends paleontologist Ross Geller) said, “The pictograph is unclear.
“Who knows, maybe these cavemen were recording the first game of football and the image shows a quarterback taking a snap from his teammate. Let’s be honest. This is France, and most things here are pretty gay.”
For those wanting to see this historic landmark, access to the cave has been blocked by gated doors that, ironically, resemble a closet.