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U.S. Establishes Ministry of Truth to Combat Fake News
WASHINGTON – In response to the growing epidemic of “fake news,” President Obama today announced the creation of a new department of the federal government, the Ministry of Truth.
12 Exciting 2017 News Snippets You Definitely Won’t Have Seen Yet: (Or Believed) (2/2)
Jess Phillips Stabs Jeremy Corbyn in the Front! Like, LITERALLY, duuuuuuuuuude! Phillips Outraged at Subsequent Wildly Disproportionate Twitter Harassment Moderate Khameine-ite Ayatollah Legitimizes Reverse Chickengirl Position for Some Edgier Farmyard Fun Alex Jones Joins Washington Post, Furnishes Numerous Useful Insights…
12 Exciting 2017 News Snippets You Definitely Won’t Have Seen Yet: (Or Believed) (1/2)
Cameron, Blagojevich, & Clinton Crime Family to Forge New Career Pathways on ‘Celebrity Corruption Island.’ French Democracy Doomed: Tony Blair ‘Helpfully Advises’ French not to Vote for Marine Le Pen California Colleges Ban Ice Cream Vans for Triggering Lactose Intolerant…
Was 2016 Really as Bad as They Say?
NOTE: Matt Strange has allowed Glossy News to reprint his thought-provoking piece on how ‘2016 sucks!’ isn’t quite the whole story… Thank you, Matt! Great work!
President Trump Confined to White House, Refusing to Take Revolving Door
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–After much legal wrangling, President-elect Donald Trump and his children, Ivanka, Eric and Donald Jr. divested themselves of their holdings in the Trump Organization and in Trump’s dozens of other companies so that they could carry out their…
Jonathan Mitchell: Reflections Before the Election
NOTE FROM WALLACE: This note was penned by Jonathan Mitchell, prominent autism advocate, before the recent US election result. I think this piece is of good historical interest, as it captures some of the uncertainty and anxiety in the air…
Some of Our Contributors have Youtube Channels
Note from Wallace: These are just some of the Youtube channels of our contributors! Please feel free to comment below if you have more suggestions for funny of thought-provoking channels! We can make another article later on…
American Hypocrisy Fuels Interdimensional Starship
Dateline: WATERLOO–A team of scientists and engineers at the Perimeter Institute in Waterloo, Ontario has invented a technique for converting American leaders’ hypocrisy into fuel to power an interdimensional starship. Thorsten Dillydally, leader of the team of researchers, was led…
The Acceptable Antisemitism of the Anti-Racist Community (ARCom)
Just look at the following link. I think the headline may be inappropriate and probably risks tapping into Alt-Right sentiment. Perhaps focusing on anti-semitism might been better? Still, it is well known journalists often do not choose the headline anyway.
Nasty Politician Memes
War in Yemen, William Hague, Dick Cheney, Samantha Power, Obama… Gotta love these guys!