Everybody loves a good Trot.
These lovers have got it all:
Sobriety, solemnity, petit-bourgeois decency, and best of all…
An utter crapload of unrelieved sexual frustration!
I coulda said ‘planet-sized intellect’ too, but…
Have a go with these and see how much progress you actually make…
Who’s hot to Trot?
And who do women need like a hole in the head?
Originally published on Satire Catastrophes.