Category: Top Stories
Liberalism is the Philosophy of Intolerance: & Rightly So (Meme)
Once, on the Liberal Democrats Facebook page, I said:
Moral Absolutism is Non-Negotiable (Meme)
I am a ‘moral absolutist’ about Holocaust denialism. I am ‘dogmatic’ about the Holodomor. I am ‘inflexible’ about Bush’s warmongering.
Outbreak of Killer Clown Fights in Belfast
The killer crown craze has finally hit Northern Ireland! Bigtime Bozo Theresa ‘Trident Tumblebuffin May’ found the Tory Clown Car a little empty, and she needed to squeeze a few more crazy buffoons into her wacko little circus ring in…
Piers Morgan Receives Prize for Best Scottish Nationalist
Piers Morgan is not only one of the UK’s most lovable and highly respected journalists; he has now been given an award from Alex Salmond for his sterling contributions to the Scottish Nationalist cause. Salmond groans:
New Book Cover for Honest Adolph Volume I: But What About Volume II?
I’ve made a new cover, which I sincerely hope is a great improvement on the old one. If you are producing an ebook, then you can either make your own cover, or pay someone to make one for you. One…
Putin Contends Trump wasn’t Competent Enough to have Colluded with Russia
Dateline: MOSCOW—In an exclusive interview with Fancypants Magazine, Vladimir Putin took offense at the allegation that Donald Trump was competent enough to have colluded with the Russian government in the hacking of the American political system that helped win Trump…
Chelsea Man Evicted from Theatre for Testicle Altercation
Theatre goer Ivor Ball has been evicted from The Old Vic Theatre in London, after his testicles started fighting during the play ‘A Shakespeare Tragedy.’ Mr. Ball 42, commented: Regrettably, a disturbance was prompted, as a consequence of a rare…
DUP Unsure Why They Find Jihadists Objectionable
The Democratic Unionist Party, not to be confused with the Worker’s Party of North Korea and the Taxpayers’ Alliance, have always been among the staunchest opponents of reactionary social norms and backward, superstitious obscurantism. Well, at least when these civic abberations…
Were You Born with a Self-Censorship Filter?
I do have an civility filter, albeit an imperfectly cultivated one. But I don’t so much have a self-censorship filter. And I look around, and I see so many other people with a public voice, and I can see that…
Theresa May Resigns, Becomes Guardian Editor
Conservative Party leader Theresa May is tired of endless harassment from voters and grubby hard-right red-top hacks (like George Osborne of the Evening Standard). So, she has decided her career in politics is no longer a worthwhile pursuit. Notable left-wing…