Category: Top Stories
Steve King: Build Border Wall with Food Stamp Recipients, Planned Parenthood Doctors
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) is calling for using food stamp recipients and Planned Parenthood workers to help build President Trump’s southern border wall, the Washington Examiner reported Wednesday. Food stamp recipients would become part of the foundation of the wall,…
We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.
We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan. “What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers…
G20 Anarchist Rioters Denounce Merkel’s ‘SS-Style Hooliganism’
The Hamburg G20 has been met with the usual riots and hooliganistic behavior from sexually-frustrated undergraduates and straight white upper-class Black Bloc pseudo-intellectuals. However, the recent reclaiming of the city by 15 000 police officers has led to serious criticisms….
Trump Scores “Tremendous” Deal w/Putin, Gets Full Refund on Alaska
Having met with top campaign contributor and social media guru Vladimir Putin, Trump came out glowing with the announcement that Alaska will be returned to Russia for “a full refund, cash!”
Melania Trump to Divorce the President Over ‘Unreasonable Behavior’
Melania Trump is filing divorce papers. The First Lady is finally sick of the Donald’s ‘unreasonable behavior.’ This confidential excerpt is very revealing.
Bristol Palin Converts to Islam, Promotes Chastity Agenda for Iran
After her Bristolgate scandals of a few years back, the crisis-hit daughter of Sarah Palin has decided to turn over a new leaf. Sick of the hypocrisy of conservative evangelicals, she has decided to convert to Islam instead.
‘Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitist’ Theresa May Slammed by Rival Gang of Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitists
Theresa May’s Brexit negotiations have just hit a sour note with accusations by a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists that May and her party are a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists.
Disillusioned European ISIS Recruits Post List of Demands: Doesn’t End Well
European ISIS recruits have experienced a bit of a culture shock recently. Jolly jihadis all over Europe have had difficulty acclimatizing to the rather austere conditions; so a recent list of grievances has been sent to the currently headless leadership…
President Trump Attended Secret Workshops to Learn How to Lie like a Politician
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Leaders in both the Democratic and Republican parties have been holding secret workshops with President Trump to teach him how to lie well.
Catholics Flee the Church: “Apostate” Pope Francis Peddles Masturbation “Heresy”
After recent controversial opinions on divorce and gay people, the authority of Pope Francis was already shaky. But now his most contentious radical liberal intervention yet has shaken the Catholic Church to the very core. Even the most hard-nosed dogmatists…