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Moral Absolutism is Non-Negotiable (Meme)

Moral Absolutism is Non-Negotiable (Meme)

This is based on a comment on my Medium account (user name: One Tongue Johnny. Please follow!)

I am a ‘moral absolutist’ about Holocaust denialism.

I am ‘dogmatic’ about the Holodomor.

I am ‘inflexible’ about Bush’s warmongering.

I am ‘bigoted’ about Hillary Clinton’s email server.

I am ‘rigid’ about wifebeating.

I am ‘black and white’ about jihadism.

I am ‘simplistic’ about the Gulags.

Clearly, there is a lot to be said for simplicity…

Or rather, for moral clarity and plainspeaking.

Long live liberalism of the fist!


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