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For decades, the most chosen alternative to achieve high muscle growth gains were anabolic steroids, cyclic applications of human growth hormone injections with frequent use. Adepts have quickly discovered that these injections have grossly overloaded various organs and the organism…

Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Thousands of Americans, who resist Donald Trump’s presidency on the grounds that he is literally a psychopath, have formed a religious group calling for praise of God for supplying the psychopath Donald Trump with a self-destruct button. The…

A certain low-grade satirist is upset that no fewer than ten edgy satire outlets have stolen his Scaramucci joke. Bigoted, disrespectful moron One Tongue Johnny wantonly abused his freedom of speech privileges by screaming:

Have you ever noticed there is a PC taboo (sometimes explicitly stated, sometimes more explicit) over the phrase ‘strong woman?’

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Rand Paul has recently launched a liberty rock band, in order to spread the gospel of Aqua Buddha, and his message of peace, love, and human understanding. Here’s a sneak preview of their first song. Commies Gonna Hang Looked out…

Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that has causes them to review their intelligence statuses. The present President-select has provided…

Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie.

Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure.