Category: War Zone
Bono: ‘Concert in Syria? Over My Dead Body, Lad…’
For some time now, people have been wondering whether Bono will be jetting off to Syria and Iraq, in order to single-handedly deliver the beleaguered citizens of these countries from the perils of war. But he’s not having it! C’mon…
Song Parody: Gimme Gimme Gimme Jihad After Midnight
Just past prayers And I’m watching haram movies in my flat all alone How I hate to make this Dua on my own Howling winds Blowing outside my bowels as I munch some shrooms And it makes me really want…
Radical Feminists Thwart Hillary’s ‘Fauxfem’ Campaign for Commander-in-Chief
The Democratic Party have dismissed as ‘unjustifiably and unnecessarily contrarian’ a feminist blog which threatened to expose what the writers are calling the ‘faux-feminist’ prospects of a liberal Clinton Presidency. The culprits have recently posted the following article: Clinton Dynasty…
Sole Survivor of a Flurry of Mass Shootings Opposes Firearms Regulation
Even as the rate of all other gun-related crimes had been decreasing in the United States for decades, the rate of mass shootings had steadily increased as gun show loopholes were found to circumvent bans on assault rifles, mental health…
The NRA Changes Its Name To ‘Jihadist Rifle Association’ Because That is Where The Money Is Now.
The National Rifle Association, smelling a chance to increase its profits and its membership, has decided to follow the money and change their name to ‘Jihadist Rifle Association’ instead. The NRA, long a secret backer of any American tragedy that…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Iraq Part 18
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Iraq Part 18 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is…
Cuddly Kitten It’sNoCan’t Invents Funny Tales to Amuse Children (Story 2)
Note: I think the following story from an anonymous source is really rather foolish, trite and lacking in serious artistic maturity. It is excessively fantastical, it is whimsical to the point of nonsensical, and quite frankly, I am tempted to…
Cuddly Kitten It’sNoCan’t Invents Funny Tales to Amuse Children (Story 1)
Note: I think the following story from an anonymous source is really rather foolish, trite and lacking in serious artistic maturity. It is excessively fantastical, it is whimsical to the point of nonsensical, and quite frankly, I am tempted to…
WikiLeaks Gets An Inside Look At Assad’s “Historic” Meeting With Putin
The famed web expose site WikiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of the Assad/Putin meeting in Moscow. The leader of Syria and the President of Russia were presumably meeting to discuss their mutual concerns…
Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (2/2)
The problem isn’t so much about not listening to voters. No, the problem is when the views of mere fallible, imperfect, and often downright ignorant and uneducated voters of mere mortal flesh and blood are… I mean, the problem is…