Category: War Zone
Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (1/2)
Dynamic and charismatic political figure Tony Blair has recently made another helpful intervention, in order to clear up any confused ideas any mere ‘ordinary people’ may be stubbornly clinging to. Yes, the former Middle East peace envoy and architect of…
Assad Needs To be Taken Out Now
There are Syrian refugees risking their lives fleeing to the shores of Greece and overrunning every country between their homeland and Germany. Many of those staying behind are being brutally murdered and maimed in their own homes and streets. The…
Doctors Without Borders Invests in Body Armor, Bunkers
The medical charity Doctors Without Borders is stocking up on body armor, underground bunkers, and armored vehicles. It’s unusual for the group of volunteer doctors to take such measures, but recent attacks by the United States have made it necessary….
Putin Puts In His Pugnacious Presence to Punitively Preempt and Perhaps Plunder the Syrian Proceedings Plight
Obama and other world leaders were sitting around the UN private lounge contemplating what to do about the Syrian crisis that was disturbing all of the Mideast and Europe. Depression had set in due to the difficulties that had arisen…
LBJ’s Human Rights Lecture to Glossy News Readers
Hey, everybody! It’s yer best buddy Jumbo Johnson here! Everybody loves a bit of good old NON-GOVERNMENTAL Human Rights Organization shit, huh? That’s right, bitches! Time for one damn fine bit of unpatriotic pinko analysis of the notable patriotic human…
Gingrich Clarifies/Muddies ‘ISIS Contract’ Situation (1/2)
Bill Clinton has stuck his stiff neck above the parapet and wantonly defamed Newt Gingrich for his ISIS apologism. Don’t vote for this cynical, Mafiaesque “contract-killing” bastard, if he ever runs for office. Yeah, vote for someone really good, like…
GOP/Dems War Duet: You Gotta Save Somebody
Someone has decided to rewrite Bob Dylan’s Gotta Serve Somebody, to fit the current climate in 2015. The song has not been well received in Washington.
Beltway Guerrilla (Hawkwind Parody)
Wallace Runnymede has written a parody of Hawkwind’s classic ‘Urban Guerrilla.’ But so far, he is still breathing. Wonder why? 😉 I’m a Beltway guerrilla Trade wars to the highest seller I’m a tinpot Godzilla Universal kiddy-killer I’m a…
Who Committed Mass Atrocities in the Balkans? (2/2)
Last time: Q: Who gets to decide what is a ‘Genocide’ or a ‘Crime Against Humanity,’ and what is merely a series of purportedly less serious war crimes or atrocities? A: Whoever has the power to do so. … It’s…
Who Committed Mass Atrocities in the Balkans? (1/2)
Quick question: Who was it that committed mass atrocities in the Balkans?