Category: Sportsfolk
Soccer Quickly Becoming America’s Like 4th or 5th Favorite Sport
A recent poll taken by randomly selected sports fans from around the nation indicated that the game of soccer, where you try and kick a ball into a goal, is drawing near to being among some of America’s most popular…
Why was the boxer so funny? (comic)
Kids love to tell jokes in only two varieties; dumb and inappropriate. The one sadly falls into the “dumb” category, but hopefully redeems itself in the fourth act. This is a fine example of why we shouldn’t leave jokes to…
College Basketball Players Still Waiting on Endorsement Deals
College Basketball is great, no two ways about it. It has as much competitive spirit as any sport, athletes who will be in the big time in no time, and everything else you’d want… except compensation. John Calipari, coach at…
Obnoxious American Gives Snide Opinions on Euro Football, Gets Booted From EU
It is time to take the opportunity to take you folks in England (and you in Scotland and Ireland too for that matter) to task on this thing you call ‘European Football’ God only knows somebody needs to, so I’ll…
Packer Backer Quackers
A few months before the start of the Super Bowl game a few years back I returned to the part of the country I am from and made the irritating discovery that everyone there had gone nuts. Normally Wisconsinites are…
Despite Inexperience, Local Narcissist Ready For Debut MMA Fight
Donnie Dimaggio, a 27 year old Las Vegas bartender, has decided that despite having virtually no experience in the realm of combat sports, he’s totally ready for his first Mixed Martial Arts fight, which is scheduled for early next year….
Peyton Manning Didn’t Vote: Too Busy Feigning Modesty About Status as Best F’ng Quarterback Ever
Denver, CO—Denver Broncos’ Quarterback, Peyton Manning, revealed to reporters this evening that he didn’t have time to visit the polls today because he was too busy faking modest responses to numerous claims that he is the greatest QB of all…
OJ Simpson Claims ‘Prison More Fun Since Jerry Sandusky Arrived’
Pennsylvania Penal System – (SatireWorld.com) Convict number 183996, also known as OJ Simpson, has confided to friends through his letters and censored emails that prison is now a lot more fun! In an article in Prison Life Magazine, the ex-football…
Prison Medical Request Denied by Sandusky Judge During Sentencing
Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.com) Judge Marvin Hayes denied an anal plug request for recently convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky submitted by his defense team upon sentencing this week. Sandusky’s recent conviction of 45 counts of serial child molestation and subsequent…
Andrew Luck Relishing Challenge of Outgrowing the Colts
INDIANAPOLIS – Speaking ahead of Sunday’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, prospective new quarterback Andrew Luck insisted he is really enjoying the challenge of following in the footsteps of Peyton Manning and to one day outgrow The Indianapolis Colts. Saying…