Category: Religionism
Ode to the Wide Stance Republicans (Your Love is Wide)
My stance is wide My love is deep True Christian men Don’t judge lost sheep! I was only on my winding way I pitched my tent in a valley gay I didn’t mean to cause dismay My enemies lied upon…
A Vatican Rockstar Who Pulls No Punches
I know the Pope’s comments are from a while back; but don’t forget that much of the media are still giving a simplified, sanitized picture of Pope Francis for general consumption! This being so, it’s definitely worth taking a long, hard,…
Muslims Couldn’t Care Less About Trump’s Edgy Religious Conversions
Donald Trump has recently decided to further alienate Muslims by staging a controversial religious conversion. Or rather, a whole sevenfold string of counterfeit conversions. However, his plan appears to have backfired. Trump decided to convert to the Baha’i, Yazidi, Mandaean,…
Ben Carson: Episcopalians are Worse than ISIS
Ben Carson has recently made another epic Godwin fail. But who has had the dire misfortune of incurring his wrath this time? Fifa & ISIS. … Uh, sorry! … Episcopalians & ISIS. One is a thuggish gang of jackbooted religious…
Opinion: Ted Cruz is right. Why We Should Turn Away Refugees
In the wake of the deadly Isis terrorist attacks on Paris which killed 129 people and wounded hundreds more, the issue of whether or not to continue taking in refugees has divided us here in the United States of America,…
Catholic Congressman Steals Pope’s Water Glass
WASHINGTON – Congressman James Bath took advantage of his proximity to Pope Francis during his address to Congress to steal the Pope’s water glass and gulp some of the sacred Washington, DC tap water. Luckily when the Pope’s throat went…
Jesus Deplores Decline in his Social Mobility (2/2)
Last time: Still, I thought things might pick up a bit when I scouted a better deal at the Baha’is and the Ahmadis. Unfortunately, however, thing didn’t get that much better. I mean, it was an improvement to some degree,…
Jesus Deplores Decline in his Social Mobility (1/2)
Jesus thinks his career has been on the slide for millennia (if not for eternity), and he’s just sick of it. You know, I was once at the absolute top of the pile in the job market. Full-time Son of…
4K Glossy News Podcast 010 (9-28-15)
In my latest 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of downright fascinating. Here are just a few of the topics: This is available in 4K/UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes…
‘Is the Pope Catholic?’ No, Says Republican Congressman
Dennis Ladel, a Republican congressman from central Arkansas, says Pope Francis ‘is not Catholic enough to be Pope’. The freshman congressman objected to a number of positions the Pope took softening the Church opposition on gay civil unions, contraception and…