Category: Religionism
Bible Study: Let’s Murder Some Kids (comic)
The Bible isn’t just an all-time best-seller, it’s a work of wonder, mystery and incredible tragedy. The Bible doesn’t just tell us how to live our lives, but also tell us how we should never, ever, ever live our lives….
The Advantage of Having Amish Work on Your Farm
The advantages to having Amish work on your farm: • They won’t be drunk on the job. • They won’t be cussing or spitting. • They won’t chase after your wife or daughter. • They won’t come to work high…
There Is(n’t) No Morality w/o the Bible (comic)
The argument is everywhere. Without the Bible, there would be no morality. Well that’s obviously untrue, since atheists are disproportionately absent in jails. Blame that on the lack of education of many Evangelicals (especially the home-schooled crowd) if you like,…
Pat Robertson’s Releases Greatest Hits Tape–In Category All by Itself
In his own inimitable way, televangelist and former political aspirant, Pat Robertson, announced the release of his highly anticipated “Greatest Hits” VHS tape on his show The 700 Club yesterday. Five minutes later, it had already gone gold. “It’s unbelievable,…
Wife Fails to Give Doves to Priest, Damned (comic)
Ever wondered what girls learn when they go off to a separate class while you’re busy learning about resisting the temptation to masturbate yourself blind? They’re learning about why their girly things happen, and you don’t want to know about…
Return of Christ Announced (comic)
We’ve all wondered when He’d get around to returning. At the sermon on the mount he said he’d return before the last of them in attendance had died, but what a kidder that Christ was, for the love of God….
Research Shows Many, in Fact, Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
It is a misnomer, one that has apparently seeped into the culture’s subconscious, that only one person flew over the cuckoo’s nest. This myth, perpetuated by the 70’s movie classic of the same name, has become so ingrained into our…
God Admits “Richard Dawkins in Placebo Group”
God, speaking from the heavens directly to the souls of billions, this week finally unveiled the single-blind truth. Richard Dawkins cannot experience God — he’s in the placebo group. “Well to make sure God is effective,” explained Emmanuel Wing, “we…
The Clear, Undeniable Biblical Case Against Homosexuality (comic)
The Bible is right because it says it is, right? Well it actually doesn’t say that, per se, but it’s still taken as the gospel truth, even by atheists. We know why Christians believe it, but atheists take it as…
The Boston Marathon Bombers First Day In Jihadist Heaven
Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get established. “Hello, Mr. Tsarnaev. I am here to help you find your…