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Bible Study: Let’s Murder Some Kids (comic)

   Published Date: May 20, 2013  2 Comments on Bible Study: Let’s Murder Some Kids (comic)

The Bible isn’t just an all-time best-seller, it’s a work of wonder, mystery and incredible tragedy.

The Bible doesn’t just tell us how to live our lives, but also tell us how we should never, ever, ever live our lives. It has passages of unbelievable savagery, assuming you believe any of the grace of it in the first place.

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These are all legitimate passages from the Bible (with citations.) So before you pray for an easy commute or fair weather, consider asking your god why he was such an unbelievable dick to those who came before you.

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Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

2 thoughts on “Bible Study: Let’s Murder Some Kids (comic)”

  1. Hmmm… I wonder why "pastor Joe" would have a problem with my religious cartoon? But seriously, it should have been at least 2-panels shorter. That's my fault. I'm sorry you're unhappy with the content, but I'm not sorry for the content itself. I was just quoting the best selling book of all time.

  2. Kind of drags towards the middle. Should have been at least 3-4 panels shorter. Also the subject is pretty offensive.

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