Ever wondered what girls learn when they go off to a separate class while you’re busy learning about resisting the temptation to masturbate yourself blind? They’re learning about why their girly things happen, and you don’t want to know about it.
They possess the most amazing thing in the history of mankind, but it is disgusting in ways you could never imagine. It does things that are yicky, things that are gross, and things that would make you barf up your breakfast in about five seconds.
A few of my wives recently suffered a period, and one of them refused to bring an offering to the priest. She’ll go to hell, and I’ll miss her in eternity, but it’s only fair, since God has decreed it.
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