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Wife Fails to Give Doves to Priest, Damned (comic)

   Published Date: May 16, 2013  1 Comment on Wife Fails to Give Doves to Priest, Damned (comic)

Ever wondered what girls learn when they go off to a separate class while you’re busy learning about resisting the temptation to masturbate yourself blind? They’re learning about why their girly things happen, and you don’t want to know about it.

They possess the most amazing thing in the history of mankind, but it is disgusting in ways you could never imagine. It does things that are yicky, things that are gross, and things that would make you barf up your breakfast in about five seconds.

A few of my wives recently suffered a period, and one of them refused to bring an offering to the priest. She’ll go to hell, and I’ll miss her in eternity, but it’s only fair, since God has decreed it.

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Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

1 thought on “Wife Fails to Give Doves to Priest, Damned (comic)”

  1. Why can’t we study these things in Sunday school? I think if kids were given an honest, fair explanation of the Bible they’d be bigger atheists than me, and I’m a pretty chubby fellow.

    Seriously though, we need to give fair time to the ugly parts of the Bible.

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