Category: Society
Professional Sport Career Allows Man to Enjoy Data Entry Hobby
Local man, Clive McNeish, revealed today how fortunate he feels being paid a reasonable annual salary for just two hours work a week as a professional squash player. This leaves a full 38 hours a week free for McNeish to…
Barbie Enters Her 50s: Danger – Cougar Alert
Barbie doll is now well into her 50’s. She sure doesn’t look it. She looks like she’s either discovered the Fountain of Youth or had her whole body Botoxed. Of course it helps when you get all your plastic surgery…
Art You Don’t Want Your Kids Doing For Show & Tell
Being an ‘artiste’ is not an easy thing. At a book store I saw salmon print art that someone made by inking the side of a fish and pressing it to paper making a beautiful wall motive. I thought to…
Rahm Emanuel Admits “The Rich Pay Barely Any Taxes”
Erstwhile White house adviser Rahm Emanuel has taken his hat out of that ring, and thrown it into the one that allows him to run for Mayor of Chicago. Along the way, however, he has been forced to disclose his…
Medical Marijuana to be Grown in White House Garden this Year
WASHINGTON, D.C. – It is the first week of February, and for Michelle Obama, this means it is time to start planning the White House organic garden. While the garden will again contain a variety of fruits and vegetables as…
Ghost of Les Paul Haunts Pete Townsend of The Who
Pete Townsend, guitarist extraordinaire for The Who, wasn’t the first artist to destroy a musical instrument on stage. Jerry Lee Lewis is said to have destroyed a few pianos by setting fire to them, Jimi Hendrix destroyed a few guitars…
Dick Cheney’s Heart Transplant Not Going Exactly As Expected
Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka- ‘Tricky Dicky the Second’) with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to put a foreign heart into the open breast of Mr. Cheney has resulted in rejection-…
World’s Richest Upset They’re Limited to 99.8% of Wealth
People who make up the richest 1% of the world’s population and who already own 98% of the world’s wealth were shocked to learn today that they could not have the last 2% of the wealth that belonged to the…
Arizona Shooter Cast as Uncle Fester in Franchise Reboot
Although the criminal case against accused gunman, Jared Lee Loughner, is just beginning, one thing is for certain, he’s going to prison. And if the administrators over at the infamous Supermax facility in Fremont County, Colorado have anything to say…
Jared Loughner Named Newest NRA Poster Boy
Jared Loughner has been chosen the poster boy of the year for the NRA–the Nutso Retard Association of America. The minute his mugshot hit the press, the top officials of the organization were unanimous in saying “That’s our boy! He’s…