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Posted in Human Interest Religionism

Sinister Spooks Threaten GlossyNews re: Forthcoming Jehovah Smackdown

Wallace Runnymede has been threatened with legal action by malign and powerful West Coast bureaucratic forces that he is strictly forbidden to name… On account of his anticipated smackdown on the Jehovah’s Witnesses sect. GlossyNews? Well, that as well. Still,…

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Posted in Human Interest Serious Commentary

Racist Murders at Charleston: All in This Together? (2/2)

Last time, I acknowledged that all forms of prejudice are complex, and cannot be seen as corresponding one-to-one with each other. However, while making these qualifications, I also took the risk of drawing an analogy between racism and sexism. And…

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Posted in Human Interest Serious Commentary

Racist Murders at Charleston: All in This Together? (1/2)

One look at the US media, including the comments sections, will show you that something disturbing is happening. Something which has also been happening in many other countries for a long, long time. I speak of an abstract “humanity-centred” moralism that only…

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Posted in Human Interest Politics

Alex Salmond: “PC Bigots Don’t Understand this here Culture of Mine”

Widely respected political hipster and relentlessly-resentless SNP politician Alex Salmond has recently performed a valiant act of radical political performance theatre, with his “behave yourself, woman!” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-politics/11653578/Alex-Salmond-must-urgently-apologise-for-his-unacceptable-sexism.html

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Posted in Human Interest

The Fastidious Liberators: Open Letter From the Dead (2/2)

Last time: “A neocon is a Trotskyite who has been mugged by the prospect of a huge state salary.” To proceed further: The same is true of liberal interventionists, of course. I mean, the only real difference between neocons and…

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Posted in Human Interest Top Stories

The Fastidious Liberators: Open Letter From the Dead (1/2)

We are the dead. But we still speak. And condemn. And we speak and condemn regarding the report on US government’s (or if you prefer, “International Community’s”) footshuffling regarding the torture of the enemies du jour (you know, brown, Muslim,…

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Posted in Crime Human Interest

The News (Really) Bytes – May 2015

Cleveland, Ohio Police Chief says that 71 people arrested while protesting the acquittal of a police officer who shot to death two unarmed black drivers was because “a few of them went over the line.” Of course, shooting two people…

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Posted in Human Interest Science

Long Lost Photo Reveals Titanic Hit a Wahlberg

NEW YORK CITY – A shocking revelation was made this week when a photograph uncovered in the corner of a dusty attic changed the history behind a catastrophic event that took place on the night of April 14th into the…

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Posted in Education Human Interest

Fifty Shades of White

When I was first learning how to color in 1st grade, my art teacher taught us about red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white. Pretty much all the colors I’ve needed ever since. Then I got my first…

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Posted in Human Interest Society

Decidophobic Man Unable to Dismiss Completed Calendar Task Involving Ex-Girlfriend

Wilbur, Kansas – 29-year-old Marketing Manager, Larry Rossgarden, has considered himself to be a procrastinator since his college days at the University of Kansas, where he would consistently delay writing papers and studying for exams until literally minutes before they…

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