Category: Health
Elderly Population Terrorizes Chicago Suburb Fourth Straight Week; Mayor Calls for Cessation of Violence
Bowling Alley Latestin Series of Attacks by R. S. Wheelock (API)R. S. Wheelock Middleton – “We’re kickin’ ass and takin’ names,” said one unidentified man in his eighties in the aftermath of last night’s siege of the Lucky Strike Bowling Lanes in Middleton,…
Another Case Of Wild Polio Reported In East Africa
Mozambique has become the latest African country to report a new case of wild polio. For this country, this is the first reported case in three decades. Mozambique Confirms Rare Case Of Polio Mozambique this week confirmed that it has…
New Muscle Building Supplement Tested And Found To Be Huge Success
Sources confirmed Thursday that a new muscle-building supplement (simply called BarBarik) was recently tested and found to be a huge success. Containing massive amounts of vitamins, minerals, calcium, boron, and various other “unknown ingredients,” the pill was given to stressed-out, insecure, angry, and…
Troubling Karen Variant Threatens NYC Metro Area and Beyond This Winter
A highly transmissible new variant of Karen has been detected, originating in Manhattan’s Upper West Side in late 2021 and now spreading to upscale neighborhoods in Brooklyn and far beyond in the New Year. Genomic sequencing of positive Covid-19 test…
On The First Day of Christmas — Lyrics for Our Time: Stuff This in Your Stocking, My Rightist Love!
On the first day of Christmas, my rightist love sent me A “Live Free” Anti-Vaxx Tee. On the second day of Christmas, my rightist love sent me Two Shredded Masks And a “Live Free” Anti-Vaxx Tee. On the third day…
Schrodinger’s Cat is Envious
Quarantining is difficult. Wearing a mask is hard. Taking a jab in the arm is annoying. All this just to save your life? Wow, do I feel sorry for you. Not. You know what is difficult? Being locked…
Midwestern Forklift Driver Just Glad He Can Finally Go Home And “Not Stop” After 5 Beers
Grant County. 26-year-old alcoholic Craig Wall was profoundly delighted last Friday when he was finally able to leave his exhausting and pointless factory job as a Forklift Driver at Pine Bark Industries and ‘not stop’ consuming can after can of…
Abortion Law Helps Texas Women Lose Weight, Become Entrepreneurs
The new Texas law restricting abortion once a heartbeat is detected on ultrasound, at approximately six weeks when most women don’t yet know they are pregnant (and when there is no actual heart yet, just electrical pulsing) has generated a…
Different ways technology has improved healthcare
Technology has not only benefited the world of online casino Australia games. Many people believe that technology is the key driver behind advancements in healthcare, and when you check out the rate of development and continuous evolution, it’s difficult to…
How to Use CBD Hemp Flower Special Sauce
You can cultivate hemp in several ways. This is so as the ratio of CBD and THC can be controlled. This is what is called the CBD strain. There are lots of popular cannabidiol strains available for use. However, only…