Category: Science
A.D.A. Gaydar Fingers Fluoridation
CHICAGO – The American Dental Association today announced a reversal of its longstanding position on municipal water fluoridation. For over 65 years, fluoride has been recognized by the ADA as an effective prophylactic in the fight against cavities. But recent…
Smells Good Enough Not To Eat
A study carried out by the US government has, today, published findings that show although perfume smells great, it, in fact, tastes disgusting. Research, that took over 17 years to complete, shows that of the 6,789 participants only 1.2% felt…
Red Bull Skydiving Stunt Ends In Tragedy
Today over the desert of New Mexico, a stunt sponsored by the Red Bull energy drink company ended in tragedy. The attempt to set the highest skydive by a human went terribly wrong when skydiver Felix Baumgartner mistakenly launched his…
Telescope Spots Human Remains on Moon’s Surface
Houston, TX – (SatireWorld.com) NASA Scientists released information, along with a Top Secret report, which addresses the recent Hubble telescope discovery of human remains spotted on the surface of the Earth’s moon. The desiccated figure, reportedly dressed in what appears…
NASA Discovers They Left an Astronaut Behind on the Moon After Historic First Landing
Ironically coincidental with the demise of the man who first walked on the moon, NASA has discovered that it had forgotten an astronaut on the moon. In fact, it appears that he was left at the time of Apollo 11’s…
Mars Rover Curiosity Discovers Triboob
Excited NASA staff make plans for a manned mission to Mars after the Mars rover returned its first series of results. It took 8 months to get there and a further 2 weeks to find anything of importance, but at…
Curiosity Killed the Rover
GALE CRATER, MARS – The Curiosity Rover died yesterday while chasing an unidentified particle on Mars, the National Aeronautic and Space Agency reported at a press conference this morning. Physicists have not yet classified the particle that killed Curiosity, but…
Martian Emperor: Hands off Our Water
MARTIAN EQUATOR – Following the successful landing of NASA’s Mars Rover early this morning, the President of Mars has released a statement to Earth’s leaders, insisting: “hands off our water or there will be consequences.” Speaking today from the planet’s…
Leaked Torture Study Truly Unbelievable
What follows is an excerpt from a leaked torture study titled Judicious Use of Cognitive and Physical Trauma to Elicit Psychic Response–By Dr.Gunter Chang. This is not for the feint of heart or the wobbly of knees. Read ahead with…
Biggest Moon This Year May Cause Record Drunkenness on Cinco de Mayo
A new warning from the Astronomers Sociological Studies (ASS) group is being circulated around college campuses nationwide advising that this month’s full moon on May 5th may have a stronger gravitational pull than any in past months. An ASS member…