Facebook to Add “Like” button for Likes

If you ever liked someone’s post and felt bad that they didn’t like you back, Facebook has you covered. Soon you’ll be able to like likes and like your like-likes.

“Do you know that feeling deep in the pit of your heart?” asked sentient meatbag Mark Zuzkerberg. “When you take the time to like a post but nobody likes your like? Those days are over.”

Upon announcement the clouds kind of parted and distant rumbling of what might be called thunder were kind of heard.

Following an uncomfortable period of about three minutes of him standing at what we can only describe as the Facebook altar, Marky Mark to the Zuck (as we’re now forever required to refer to him) announced that “This will be forever!”

Apparently upon the next round of updates, you’ll be able to like “likes,” for what painfully little that’s worth.

One analyst with Moody’s suggested this could enhance their per-page engagement back to 2015 levels…

But another suggested, “Who cares! They’re a bunch of dicks and everyone is starting to realize it.”

Author: Dexter Sinistri

Dexter Sinistri is a famously centrist writer who has worked as a Hollywood correspondent for a number of leading publications since 2005. Though once a photographer, Mr. Sinistri struck out as a writer on all things celebrity, and he likes to consider himself a tremendous asset to Glossy News, though by most accounts, he has fallen somewhat short of this effort.