GTX 860 Owner insists “Human Eye Can’t See More Than 8 Frames per Second”

GTX 860 Owner insists “Human Eye Can’t See More Than 8 Frames per Second”

EDITOR’S NOTE:

LET’S GET CRYPTO CRAZY, BABY!

AND THERE’S NOTHING CRAZIER THAN FAKE-ASS MONEY.

“It all looks the same to me,” said Chad [Last name withheld] from the one of the most popular retro gaming forums online. “The human eye LITERALLY can’t see more than 8 frames per second.”

Chad was asked to catch a ball, which bounced off his head with a ridiculously satisfying flomp, and was asked to look at a pair of videos.

The first video was off a lady peeling off her clothes, which he described as “retro and cool,” and the second video which was of a garbage truck in Manhattan picking up trash, which he described as “about the same.”

When asked if he felt the disparity in videos had anything to do with BitCoin, he responded “Why? What have you heard?!?”

And when asked if he knows what a frame, per, and seconds mean, he only responded: “BTC for life, you dogecoin dipshits!”

Much, much less on this story as it fails completely to develop.

https://www.cnet.com/news/dogecoin-a-cryptocurrency-joke-that-somehow-turned-real/

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