GTX 860 Owner insists “Human Eye Can’t See More Than 8 Frames per Second”

GTX 860 Owner insists “Human Eye Can’t See More Than 8 Frames per Second”




“It all looks the same to me,” said Chad [Last name withheld] from the one of the most popular retro gaming forums online. “The human eye LITERALLY can’t see more than 8 frames per second.”

Chad was asked to catch a ball, which bounced off his head with a ridiculously satisfying flomp, and was asked to look at a pair of videos.

The first video was off a lady peeling off her clothes, which he described as “retro and cool,” and the second video which was of a garbage truck in Manhattan picking up trash, which he described as “about the same.”

When asked if he felt the disparity in videos had anything to do with BitCoin, he responded “Why? What have you heard?!?”

And when asked if he knows what a frame, per, and seconds mean, he only responded: “BTC for life, you dogecoin dipshits!”

Much, much less on this story as it fails completely to develop.


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Dexter Sinistri is a famously centrist writer who has worked as a Hollywood correspondent for a number of leading publications since 2005. Though once a photographer, Mr. Sinistri struck out as a writer on all things celebrity, and he likes to consider himself a tremendous asset to Glossy News, though by most accounts, he has fallen somewhat short of this effort.


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