Category: Entertainment

Kanye West has once again surprised his fans and critics alike by announcing plans to collaborate with the infamous serial killer Charles Manson on an upcoming album. Turbo Grafx 16 promises to be the most edgy and non-conformist albums yet…

Regular readers will be aware that we recently launched the Glossy News Classics series. Choice cuts and prime pickings from the vast, VAST back catalog of the second longest-running fake news humor site!

Shut up about #RealDonaldTrump alright? #RealPeterGabriel has what it takes to restore the pride of our music industry & destroy our haters — RealPeter (@RealPeteGabriel) April 1, 2016 @NeverTrump Never forgive Trump for setting up parody account! I'm the real…

Look shut up about all these stupid rules which are being used to keep us down! When I become the boss all that crap won't matter! #Genesis — RealPeter (@RealPeteGabriel) April 1, 2016

Women who have stupid music collections should be punished. Preferably by listening to #PhilCollins 'I Can't Dance' for a whole day on loop! — RealPeter (@RealPeteGabriel) April 1, 2016

Mainstream hipster-baiting dad rock legend Peter Gabriel has recently let his resentment, bitterness, and sense of working class hero white disenfranchisement get the better of him.

The government and media have angrily accused Glossy News of publishing well researched, balanced and factually accurate articles. ‘This is a total disgrace,’ passionately screamed a representative of the National Union of Journalists. ‘Glossy News is respected for its spoof…

Tomorrow, we’re going to see TWO funny new ‘How It’s Made’ videos from Glossy News webmaster Brian K. White. This is Brian’s Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/10kzebra

YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE – Misguided Parenting Strategies that Sounded Good at the Time is available for purchase as a paperback book or as an ebook at fine retailers everywhere, as well as a few shady outlets I would never…