Category: Entertainment
Homeland Security Now Monitoring RPG Freaks
As the late, great George Formby once said: Jihadi choppers and role playing gamers. One is a socially useless gaggle of sexually frustrated virgins with borderline genius tech skills and a devastatingly parasitical porn addiction, the other… Oh wait, did…
WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)
CIA had no way of staying afloat Gotta bomb them Syrian warboats Never mind the refugees We blitzin’ them Syrians like Germany We created the Taliban And we’ll drop chlorine o’er a’ the land We got dodgy dossiers and tabloid…
Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie
Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate. Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled: Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls. But…
Glossy News Ebook Showcase 8: Wallace Runnymede’s ‘Honest Adolph: Volume I’
UPDATE 8 December 2019: Sorry, this book is currently not available online. I will give you more news in the new year! In the meantime, there are these from Wallace (snap up the deals quickly!) and more from our…
Glossy News Book Showcase 7: Chris Worfolk’s ‘Summer on the Horizon’
Four hundred years in the future, humanity is struggling with the impact of climate change.
Two More Glossy News Book Showcases Coming Up
Tomorrow, we have two more Glossy News Book Showcases. First, Chris Worfolk’s Eco-Dystopia ‘Summer on the Horizon.’
GlossyNews May Podcast (The May-Day/Amsterdam Edition)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff, this time from Amsterdam. Amsterdamn, or as they call it in New York, York, is a fun, crazy, exciting place. * What does a late-night informercial…
Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire
This is Stephane Charbonnier, or ‘Charb,’ from Charlie Hebdo. He was murdered not long ago.
7 Ways to Make College Work Again
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Those with sharp eyes will notice Brian didn’t say ‘Make College Great Again,’ but ‘Make College Work Again.’ Just thought I’d point that out, because everyone is accused of being pro-Trump or pro-Hillary, or even a Bernie…
Poetry About, and Poetry By
Tomorrow, we’ve got a great treat for you! Stalwart Glossy News contributor rfreed has some Sarah Palin poems. Have you ever thought about writing in the persona of someone else? For satire, it’s one thing to write poems about someone….