Category: Entertainment
OWCH! 80s Nerd Escapes Self-Imposed Seclusion: Finds D&D Gone MAINSTREAM!
Wealthy 80s nerd accidentally emerges from self-imposed seclusion only to discover that D&D is cool now Walter Sebastian Wasp Rogers IV suffered an embarrassing episode early in his junior year of high school involving a wooden chair, a lot of…
Incredible Facts That Will Put a Smile on Your Face
In life, there are certain times we perceive that the world is becoming a cynical place. That is if you go deep into some information on the internet and social media. Moreover, that is when you will realize that the…
NOT SATIRE: Three Formal Verse Poems!
Let’s take a break from the lighter stuff… The Painter of Apocalypse
Forget the Man in the High Castle, there’s Only One Game in Town for Edgy Alt-History Novels of WWII!
I’ve recently done two chapters bundles of my gripping alternative history novel, Auschwitz in Essex: see bundle 1 and bundle 2 on Patreon. AUSCHWITZ IN ESSEX. CHAPTER 1: London is Worth a Mass. The moon shone glumly over the lonesome…
On Becoming A Storm Trooper – One Piece Of Armor At A Time
FROM THIS: TO THIS: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7HF4JG1pOg] They take you on when you are crippled, weak. They know that when you are vulnerable they can mold you into the relentless warrior machine they want you to be.
Amy Poehler SCANDAL! Is new Netflix Series a GRUDGE BOMB Against Tina Fey?????
NEW YORK – Netflix’s new hit show, Russian Doll, is just a ploy by a vengeful Amy Poehler to get back at her friend and fellow comedian Tina Fey, following Fey’s repeated success in writing TV shows, and Poehler’s lack…
EDGY POEM! Spacking Out (Autism v Artistry, The Light Side of a Dark Affliction!)
My jeans are on backwards and tattered legs Not quite a six-pack, more of a party keg Don’t need a wingman, don’t need no aid Think I’ll just sit at home and write dystopia instead If you think my eyes…
WTF?! Clumsy Corbyn Compares “Labour Against Antisemitism” Speech to “Million Hour Long Wagner Opera!” FFS!
Flamboyantly PC bitter 60s throwback Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn (not to be confused with bitter 30s throwback Nick Griffin of a rival radical socialist party) has made a surprisingly uncharacteristic gaffe to complement his ‘Zionist Media Conspiracy,‘ ‘Jewish Privilege’ and…
Saruman Was Actually the REAL Hero of the Lord of the Rings: & Here’s Why!
Everybody seems to think Saruman is a real bad guy… But why? It’s time to finally challenge the mainstream narratives. But first of all, we need to look at what the extremists and fanatics on BOTH sides are saying about…
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