Category: Entertainment
Gwyneth Paltrow Announces Male Focused Goop Spin Off
BALLS IN THE ERROR- Are your balls lacking the sag and elasticity of your youth? This crème product has been infused with antioxidants (beta-carotene, vitamin C, and vitamin D) and secret Chinese ingredients to restore, plumpness, sheen, and dangle. Retail Price $109.00
Thank For Your Patience! Glossy News Resuming Soon
Dear all, thanks so much for your tremendous patience. Just to let you know the worst is over with our site renovation. The rest of the process should be much less disruptive. Please enjoy reading our great work in the…
Weekend LONG READ! Third & Final Part of Honest Adolph: Tyranny Hits America…?!
Have you checked out my books on Amazon Kindle yet? Well, there’s another one being released in a few days! As if the chapter by chapter novel serial of an America on the slide to tyranny wasn’t enough, I also…
Shadowlands Odyssey: Marvels, Mystery, Magic, Mystique, & Mysticism!
Another exciting book, to be published later in the year! (Will more content be added before publication? We’ll see!) Embark with Baron Byron Q C Lockhart, Esq… On the this wondrous journey to the subterranean SHADOWLANDS… Devoted to the very,…
EXCLUSIVE SPOILER! The Ending of the Final Star Wars Movie
JUST BECAUSE I AM A MEAN, HORRIBLE PERSON I WILL HEREBY GIVE AWAY THE ENDING OF THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE JUST TO BE A JERK. I KNOW THAT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO RESIST READING IT!!! BHWAAAAH, HAA, HAA,…
Why Does Beyoncé Hate Blind People?
There is (almost) no one in the world who hates Beyoncé. She is an Independent Woman, an incredibly talented queen, married to hip hop royalty, and pumps out hits like other people brush their teeth. One other great thing about…
Obituary: Wallace Runnymede (Jonathan Ferguson) Glossy News Editor, 1983-2019
“Dr” Jonathan Ferguson, 1983-2019, was a self-styled ‘renowned intellectual’ and ‘charismatic edgelord’ who falsely claimed to hold 5 PhDs (or 3, or 2, depending on the version you hear), including one from a prominent Polish diploma mill that was so…
Thought Criminals are Taking Over Amazon…
FREEDOM OF THOUGHT IS NOT FREEDOM TO THINK INCORRECT THOUGHTS! And yet…
Free Book Offer on Amazon Kindle!
The following books are currently free on Amazon kindle. But they won’t last long… Snap ’em up now! 😉 Satire on UK Populist Party, UKIP The Wacky Professor of Metaphysical Obviousnesses The Sheer Lunacy of the Mainstream Academy: Full Length…
He’s Back! America Plunges Towards Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume II!
CHAPTER 1: LET FREEDOM BLAZE! Senator Willow twitched nervously as she faced the camera. ‘Where is Otis?’ she wondered. ‘Thank God that tricksy guy isn’t here tonight.’