Category: Entertainment
J-Lo’s Ass to Secede From the Union
After months of inflationary pressure and exterior expansion, sources close to J-Lo’s ass are reporting the beefy rump intends to secede from the main body of Ms. Lopez.
The odd and frustrating case of the disappearing ad revenue
There’s a little tradition around this site. It has to do with how we make our money as it pertains to how we do business. And it looks a little something like this… About once a year we get a…
Culkin So High, Didn’t Know He Was in Oklahoma
Macaulay Culkin, long the idol of Jacksonian worship, has reached new highs in his career and physiology this week with his drug arrest in, of all places, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Culkin made no comment about his star-turned-felon status which put…
Documentary 2,000 Miles to Maine Fails to Suck
I regularly accept requests to review films and do so with boisterous glee. Hollywood is afraid of my brutal honesty but, once out of the “Golden State” of California the fear dissipates and my poignant slams are more graciously accepted….
Bryant Gumbel Publishes “Almost Black Like Me”
Fanfare accompanied critical praise this week as the New York Times best seller list welcomed it’s newest member. Rave reviews came from white, black, latino and Asian critics, all claiming him as a member of their own.
More Parents Monitoring Children’s Web-Porn Viewing
LOS ANGELES – More parents are taking the time to monitor the pornography their children view on the internet, according to the second annual Walt Disney Co. study on the subject. Disney reports that 71% of the 774 parents surveyed…
Rescue 911 Bloopers – Hilarious Medical Misadventure Romp
The hottest selling video in the country right now is the sleeper “RESCUE 911: Too Sad For TV”, a compilation of stories with some hilarious goofs that weren’t aired on the original Rescue 911 series on CBS. Released a month…
Barbara Walters Goes Out in Public Without Soft Focus Blur, Thousands Terrified
LOS ANGELES – ABC anchorwoman Barbara Walters ventured forth from her home in the hills just like any other day- but this time she forgot the soft focus blur that has become a staple for any appearance she makes, on…
How to Get the Best Graphics on Your Story
You may have noticed that some stories on Glossy News have custom Photoshopped images, while others have stock photos, or something quite generic. Sometimes a killer image can make a story, so let’s get you one. Ways to get a…
December 2013 Glossy News author contest… $275 in Cash Prizes
Yep, you read it right. $275 is up for grabs. $150 for the most-read article, $75 for the best article, and, $50 as a special award. PRIZES WORK LIKE THIS: $150 Most Read: Plain and simple. Most read story on…