Category: Entertainment
Humor Blog Owes Success to Worldwide Spammers
ROCKY MOUNT, NC – A 37-year old unemployed factory worker turned humor blogger is reportedly thrilled by recent praise his previously unknown humor blog has received. Avowed bachelor and longtime fan of Wheel of Fortune, Buford Quigley told reporters today…
Dick Cheney Goes After Santa Claus Next
Dick Cheney claims his new book In My Time is accomplishing exactly what he set out to accomplish, shattering dreams of an idyllic America and pissing people off. “This is a war zone people, and the sooner you get it…
Paranormal Group Explains Evil in Kate Gosselin Home
What began as a routine house cleansing by a local group of paranormal experts called in by Kate Gosselin to rid her home of some negative energy, turned into a blame game between Gosselin and the people trying to help…
Mubarak ‘Mummy Movie’ Planned for 2013
Famed Egyptian director, Khairy Beshara, has announced his plan to film a number of features about an undead Hosni Mubarak who wreaks havoc on his countrymen. The first in the horror series will be Curse of Mubarak The Mummy: A…
Charlie Sheen Backing Rick Perry for President Because “He’s Smokin’ Hot”
It used to be that a person would back a Presidential candidate based on his voting record and his willingness to serve the American people. Honorable men and women would ask for your vote and in exchange, they would let…
Media Hosts Fear Hyperbole Has Desensitized Viewers and Destroyed Credibility
MediaWatch has concluded a study asking cable news media hosts to rate their performance in reporting on the debt ceiling talks in Washington. A whopping 67% of MSNBC hosts believe they have pushed the envelope too far and are fearful…
Adam Lambert Spelled Backwards is Difficult to Pronounce
Most people have not taken the time to wonder what would happen if you spelled Adam Lambert’s name backwards. Mostly because it doesn’t really spell anything. Trebmal Mada may be a word in a foreign language. It could translate to…
Amy Winehouse Found Dead – Rock N Roll Claims Another Casualty
It’s been revealed that British R&B diva, Amy Winehouse has been found dead in her Camden Town flat in north west London. At this point, there has been no confirmed cause of death, but some speculators are of the opinion…
Obama Looking for New Court Jester After Kal Penn Resigns
Comedy actor, Kal Penn, announced that he is leaving his gig working for the White House in the Office of Public Engagement to return to television. Some of you will remember Penn from his role on the television series House,…
Rupert Murdoch Hands Out Free Puppies as Apology to Brits
The scandal involving Rupert Murdoch’s News of the World is spreading to Murdoch’s other holdings and some say it could spell doom for his News Corporation empire. Realizing immediately that his newspaper apology was doing nothing to quell the anger…